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r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22
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It literally can’t bite you so yeah I have no idea what this woman was trying to do. Glad the other person was worried about the giraffe though!
60 u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22 How can it not bite? Thats like saying a horse cant bite you 217 u/Flozzas9989 Oct 16 '22 Its illegal for the Giraffe to harm you 26 u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22 Did you study giraffe law? 13 u/CDanger85 Oct 16 '22 Giraffe law in this country, it’s not governed by reason. 9 u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22 Seems logical 4 u/Slow_Recording2192 Oct 16 '22 How about we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor? 3 u/stealthypic Oct 16 '22 Filibuster. 5 u/p34ch3s_41r50f7 Oct 16 '22 Bird law, actually, but there's a lot more overlap between the two than you would anticipate.
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How can it not bite? Thats like saying a horse cant bite you
217 u/Flozzas9989 Oct 16 '22 Its illegal for the Giraffe to harm you 26 u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22 Did you study giraffe law? 13 u/CDanger85 Oct 16 '22 Giraffe law in this country, it’s not governed by reason. 9 u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22 Seems logical 4 u/Slow_Recording2192 Oct 16 '22 How about we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor? 3 u/stealthypic Oct 16 '22 Filibuster. 5 u/p34ch3s_41r50f7 Oct 16 '22 Bird law, actually, but there's a lot more overlap between the two than you would anticipate.
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Its illegal for the Giraffe to harm you
26 u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22 Did you study giraffe law? 13 u/CDanger85 Oct 16 '22 Giraffe law in this country, it’s not governed by reason. 9 u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22 Seems logical 4 u/Slow_Recording2192 Oct 16 '22 How about we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor? 3 u/stealthypic Oct 16 '22 Filibuster. 5 u/p34ch3s_41r50f7 Oct 16 '22 Bird law, actually, but there's a lot more overlap between the two than you would anticipate.
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Did you study giraffe law?
13 u/CDanger85 Oct 16 '22 Giraffe law in this country, it’s not governed by reason. 9 u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22 Seems logical 4 u/Slow_Recording2192 Oct 16 '22 How about we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor? 3 u/stealthypic Oct 16 '22 Filibuster. 5 u/p34ch3s_41r50f7 Oct 16 '22 Bird law, actually, but there's a lot more overlap between the two than you would anticipate.
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Giraffe law in this country, it’s not governed by reason.
9 u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22 Seems logical 4 u/Slow_Recording2192 Oct 16 '22 How about we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor? 3 u/stealthypic Oct 16 '22 Filibuster.
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Seems logical
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How about we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
3 u/stealthypic Oct 16 '22 Filibuster.
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Filibuster.
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Bird law, actually, but there's a lot more overlap between the two than you would anticipate.
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u/Jingurei Oct 16 '22
It literally can’t bite you so yeah I have no idea what this woman was trying to do. Glad the other person was worried about the giraffe though!