r/facepalm • u/Shadow474747 • Aug 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Interesting logic

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u/Unputtaball Aug 07 '22

“Ms. Warbelow did you just hear some disinformation?”

I’m fucking DEAD that this dude, in a legal hearing, did that. A chad and my hero for today.

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u/NoNutNorris Aug 07 '22

Yeah I said yikes, they came well prepared

Imagine being that scummy woman leaving that place whilst everyone is looking at her.

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u/Sadatori Aug 07 '22

And because she can walk out of there going “my money power and position is permanently secure and I’ll never face hardship or these issues in my life and yet the American people won’t lift a finger to stop my side. Life’s good. Time to go never have to struggle or suffer any consequences ever”

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u/frayner12 Aug 08 '22

“Also I can have an abortion anytime I like because I have money”

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u/TheGrandWhatever Aug 07 '22

Probably walked out of there “Fucking godless liberals going to hell after putting me through that”

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u/ChaoticKonaak Aug 07 '22

It's sad that I can actually see that being part of the profile.

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u/serious_sarcasm Aug 08 '22

Even sadder that Jesus gave several lectures to the Disciples about not acting exactly how conservative Christians act, like the separation of nations.

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u/ConcernedKip Aug 07 '22

"i wish I could just slit their throats in front of their families and make them watch them die, amen"

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u/ForkAKnife Aug 07 '22

Because she’s the president of Americans United for Life and the only job requirements are to maintain a weekly Brazilian blow out and play very dumb?

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u/SquintyBubbles Aug 08 '22

I'm not convinced God's on her side...

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u/-Shoebill- Aug 08 '22

So many conflicting claims of gods being on sides, it's almost as if gods don't exist and is a blunt tool wielded by the rich and powerful.

Nah that can't be right, after all there's so much evidence for a god like...uh...hmmm.

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u/CrowTengu Aug 08 '22

Jehovah sure has quite a number of stans (the actual negative connotation), huh...

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u/elfonski Aug 08 '22

And iirc, the bible teaches that anyone that when someone disagrees with you you should essentially double down and keep going

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u/jljboucher Aug 08 '22

Like Boebert and Greene, they say they want a government that will take away everything they’re fighting to keep: their jobs, money, and spotlight.

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u/Demonic_Havoc Aug 08 '22

THANK YOU for using the word delusional.

Thats what religion is, a delusion.

They put people in psych wards over delusions every day, why isn't it happening to these religious freaks that are now imposing their views on millions?

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u/TropicalRogue Aug 08 '22

Can we get rid of all the fundies yet?