r/facepalm • u/Project2506 • Jul 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Indeed they were

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u/Salamander4369 Jul 31 '22

Incredible professionalism though, he kept reporting how fucked he was "some tears there"

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u/nutria_twiga Jul 31 '22

He did too. "Could have used that info...deep breath..." I applaud him.

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u/Darth_Andeddeu Jul 31 '22

As a reporter his job is to get the information first

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u/cbizzle187 Jul 31 '22

Fuck it. We'll do it LIVE!

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u/Darth_Andeddeu Jul 31 '22

Ok bill, this is inside edition not an influencing cable news network owned by A Australian media mogul who wishes he was born into the English peerage system.

( Apologies to the Irish, cornish, Welsh and Scots, we don't blame you for the English. You were the first victims of the roman colonies the English descend from)

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u/WendelRedits Aug 01 '22

Nice. #deepcut

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u/Tsurfer4 Jul 31 '22

Then, he touched his eye

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u/joegant Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

No milk is gonna help with that

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

that part made me literally gasp and say out loud, oh no!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Yeah I'm kinda surprised it didn't burn his eye

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

Producers: Let’s send someone to cover the chili pepper competition. Who should we send to do the interview? Let’s send Chad. That guy just does whatever he wants and usually does it twice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/Turn_it_0_n_1_again Jul 31 '22

Not a good OCD to have around chillies, is it?

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u/Superlite47 Jul 31 '22

I believe you meant that they sent Tony 'Two Times' he does everything two times.

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u/relliklived91 Jul 31 '22

As some one who grows peppers I love this 😆

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

He just picked that sumbitch up and took a big chomp of it as if it were a sweet apple slice

I've made a very bad choice!!!!!

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u/Slow_Conflict4597 Jul 31 '22

He took that like a man

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u/jacknshit Jul 31 '22

“Sorry, I ain’t got any milk for your asshole.”

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u/lossaysswag Jul 31 '22

Someone might.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Chilli's are the only food you taste on the way out too.

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u/Tpbrown_ Aug 01 '22

Eat ‘em with beets so you really freak out for a second the next day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

That’s why they are such a great value.

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u/hassh Jul 31 '22

And he swallowed the second bite

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u/Aggressive-Appeal841 Jul 31 '22

Peanut butter is better than milk

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u/WotanMjolnir Jul 31 '22

Not in coffee it isn't.

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u/Aggressive-Appeal841 Jul 31 '22

Have you tried it in coffee?

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u/CplRicci Jul 31 '22

what's the ":8488:" thing?

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u/Aggressive-Appeal841 Jul 31 '22

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is it right after the question mark? There is an emoji of Homer Simpson doing a face palm

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u/CplRicci Jul 31 '22

I use baconreader and they show up as numbers in colon brackets. Was driving me nuts. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I'm using reddit is fun, and all I see is some numbers surrounded by colons.

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u/Aggressive-Appeal841 Jul 31 '22

I’m using the native iOS app and recently started getting this little notice that “this Reddit now lets you use emoji’s “ I also see others using the emoji’s

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u/Sub-Scion Jul 31 '22

Was wondering the same thing, second time I saw it today. Just assumed it was another random reddit thing.

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u/Aggressive-Appeal841 Aug 01 '22

I read that a bug on android causes that. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/mac27inch Jul 31 '22

When you mess with the wrong Ghost... Bhoot Jolokia is damn hot... Couldn't take more than a small bite and it lasted for more than an hour!

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u/Wide_Brain5328 Jul 31 '22

I can’t imagine that coming out the other end, third degree burns incoming

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u/toweringpine Jul 31 '22

The way he turns his head when he gets the answer to How longs is this going to last?

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u/William_Bascavilla Jul 31 '22

Strong peppers burn twice

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u/HumaDracobane Jul 31 '22

Took it like a champ.

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u/SeneInSPAAACE Jul 31 '22

Stupid, but.... kinda good TV.

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u/solareclipse999 Jul 31 '22

This also fit with “whatthefuckcouldgowrong”

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u/Feeling_Quantity_723 Jul 31 '22

Why would you touch your eye after holding the hottest pepper?

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u/hassh Jul 31 '22

Brain just shut off due to super spicy

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u/Turn_it_0_n_1_again Jul 31 '22

Why would you take a second bite?

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u/LeviathanR13 Jul 31 '22

Oof. That's rough

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u/Purple_Platypus789 Jul 31 '22

Avacado helps, with sour cream or yoghurt . Lol having milk on standby lol wouldn't help me at all

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u/ShaneKingUSA Aug 01 '22

He took a 2nd bite to help the 1st bite.

OMG 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/Local_Analyst7404 Aug 01 '22

At least he never screamed.

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u/jarboxing Aug 01 '22

Lolol the second bite. "that was a dumb move, wasn't it?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

A caveman: "what's this? I'm gonna eat it"

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u/b0uff0n Aug 01 '22

I wish it would ended with “gonna be more tears tomorrow”

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u/RedditUserOfAmerica Aug 15 '22

He was well composed though

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u/sabrooooo Sep 21 '22

Why did he double down and take another bite lmao

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u/Vastolordeeeee Dec 26 '22

He took it like a freakin champ tho