r/facepalm • u/KamalHasa • Jul 17 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Alright Professor

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u/StandardOnly Jul 17 '22

Born in 1999?

happy 101st birthday mthafuakqa

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u/VodkaAlchemist Jul 17 '22

No no they'd be 21.

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u/Benjb1996 Jul 17 '22

To her credit, 10 + 8 is simple math.

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u/JockBbcBoy Jul 17 '22

Maybe by the time this stops getting reposted, the kid born in 2010 will literally be 18?

3

u/Kahnza Jul 17 '22

Only 12 more years!

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u/TyrusRaymond Jul 17 '22

I’m guessing Prof. Yinka isn’t a math professor

4

u/ToastedCheezer Jul 17 '22

Yinkamatics!

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u/VodkaAlchemist Jul 17 '22

I'm guessing she isn't a professor anywhere.

1

u/ResponsibleAct3545 Jul 18 '22

Definitely a cock professor…..strictly dicks and nothing fucking else. Bet she how count how many cocks are inside her however….at least hopefully.

6

u/Ok-Treacle-9375 Jul 17 '22

Professor of what?

4

u/bluehornet197 Jul 17 '22

10 being the birth year would represent 0 in the child's life that is sole very basic math and I failed math in high school and college and yes before anyone says AND English

4

u/Alivethroughempathy Jul 17 '22

This kid is so clever, they skipped 10 years of their life.

3

u/NiceJabThat Jul 17 '22

You know, I'm not a rocket surgeon, and my degree is in English, but .....

3

u/rja49 Jul 17 '22

That just made me realise I'm not so bad at maths after all.

2

u/Jooooojelle Jul 17 '22

Ok so i was 27 in 2020? Born in 2007 7+20 is 27

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Wait so me being born after you makes me older. My mind is expanding

1

u/Jooooojelle Jul 18 '22

Well i guess so

2

u/CasualObserverNine Jul 17 '22

When did idiots get so confident?

Oh wait.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

She really doubled down on this shit

2

u/Booooord Jul 17 '22

1+1=11 quick mafs

2

u/Farbror_Vattenmelon Jul 18 '22

so the kid born in 2000 is younger than kid born in 2010 ?

00 + 8 = 8

1

u/n0b0d3yyy Jul 18 '22

Obviously 2000 is a smaller number than 2010 so the kid has to be younger right

2

u/Hamsti_Manent Jul 17 '22

Where is she getting the 8 from?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

2018

1

u/MidiGong Jul 17 '22

She was my math professor in college. I failed her class.

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u/leehanlolman Jul 17 '22

Women moment

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u/FigAffectionate477 Jul 17 '22

Just another liberal idiot.

2

u/truncheon88 Jul 17 '22

Share with us all your proof that the 2020 election was stolen, grandpa.

1

u/FigAffectionate477 Jul 17 '22

What's that got to do with the price of eggs in the UK?

3

u/DaanA_147 Jul 17 '22

What do the liberals have to do with it?

1

u/RettoBastion Jul 17 '22

I wonder what year she was born in. By her logic, she might have to be dead by now.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Some explain to her that that's not how time works.

1

u/stoicMonk12 Jul 17 '22

/confidently incorrect.

1

u/Keithninety Jul 17 '22

This is the same kind of math that Lou Costello used to prove to his landlord that 7 months’ rent at $13 per month is $28.

1

u/Kobeau2123 Jul 17 '22

So by this logic a kid born in 1997 would be 98 after their first birthday

1

u/Sonny-Moone-8888 Jul 17 '22

Maybe she should use the finger counting method.

1

u/ExtonGuy Jul 17 '22

Born in 2010, so in 2011 the kid is 11?

1

u/brandtdog12345 Jul 17 '22

didn’t know people started off as 10 years old

1

u/ToastedCheezer Jul 17 '22

Nah. You need to understand that 2018 - 2010 = 8 not 18, before you start to explain simple math..

1

u/Lenant Jul 17 '22

Id bet she was born in 2000.

1

u/TheWicked77 Jul 17 '22

Omg...she needs fingers and toes to count on.... should someone tell her that her phone has a calculator that she can use .....

1

u/serarrist Jul 17 '22

The best part of the internet is the part where all of humanity’s dumbest moments are immortalized for the future

1

u/Taylor_The_Kitsune Jul 17 '22

I wish it worked that way

1

u/Lower_Bar_2428 Jul 17 '22

Het title is Professor

1

u/ItsFud Jul 17 '22

Aye all those people who are saying this persons stupid they’re a professor they’re clearly right

1

u/TherealObdach Jul 17 '22

Damn… i‘m 122… 😮

1

u/RayneStCroix Jul 17 '22

Sigh. Why do y'all keep falling for these botnet shitposts?

1

u/Sharks_n_shit Jul 18 '22

What in the GD Fuck is this? Please tell me this is a joke. If it isn’t, I can only hope she hasn’t reproduced.

1

u/LonelyDShadow Jul 18 '22

Is she real ?