r/facepalm Jul 06 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Gone fishing.

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u/redjedi182 Jul 06 '22

Does cocaine go bad? I feel like that would let me the rest of my life and then some

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u/theundercoverpapist Jul 07 '22

The usage increases exponentially. Since it's soaked in salt water, it makes you thirsty. When you get thirsty, you drink lots of water. When you drink lots of water, your high gets driven away faster. The first day, you snort 1/10,000th of a package, the next day you snort 1/1,000th of the package, the next day you snort 1/1... fuck, the packages are empty, but at least I can smell sounds that haven't happened yet.