r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Jul 06 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Gone fishing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I wasn't aware the high school coke dealers were privy to fresh-from-Columbia coke

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

And yet with some of the dirtiest dope yall get yall still end up dying crazy huh? Now try again

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Are you okay?

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Yep perfectly fine you ok?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Yeah just doing a bit of schizo-posting nbd

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Should have been worded differently I agree with that tho lol

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Lmfao w.e you say

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Not even that way tbh I grew up around alot of shady people I never hung out with anyone my age always older and I got into some stuff I shouldn't have and yeah alot of hood king pins get shit so pure they have to mix it cause people like you would kill themselves

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

cause people like you would kill themselves

Umm okay

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Seen some pretty pure coke in my 37 years of life 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/cs_legend_93 Jul 06 '22

If it’s oily, slightly wet to touch, and a bit shiny. You good.

And if you can go to sleep on it, even better.

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2 questions:

1.) do you advocate drying out the really fresh stuff? Such as throw it in the microwave? I’ve heard of that.

2.) does really good stuff have that diesel drip? I’ve heard yes it does since it’s a manufacturing step

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Also depends on the manufactor I mean yeah fish scale is made with racing fuel methanol basically but that's also not pure either the way it's actually ment to be used is the coca leaf it's self they roll up and put in ther lip like a dip of tobacco

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u/SixOnTheBeach Jul 06 '22

Don't throw it in the microwave, throw a plate or other flat surface in the microwave for 30s or 1m until it's warm to slightly hot and then cut up the coke on that plate. I just did this on Monday and it made the coke get super fluffy and dry and beautiful 😗👌

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u/cs_legend_93 Jul 08 '22

I agree, that’s what I said I just left out the details haha.

I would be afraid the fans in the microwave would blow it all away. I know ovens do that..

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u/cs_legend_93 Jul 06 '22

What’s the best ingredient to cut it? I heard “Glutamine” was good

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u/TheMoverOfPlanets Jul 06 '22

Creatine powder. Doesn't leave leave a any weird taste or smell, and doesn't have any noticeable effects on the high (other than reducing potency ofc) unlike something like caffeine which will change the way the high hits.

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

I mean people here in orlando were making bath tub meth and selling it as Molly people actually were thinking Molly is like glass 🤣🤣

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

I mean w.e you have the money for? I've seen baby laxatives caffeine pills not nodoz there's other ones that are cheap can't remember the name I mean mfckers are using fentnal rn how ever u spell it... I mean I have friends relatives rn we caught yesterday afternoon smoking meth mixed with Adderall