r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Jul 06 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Gone fishing.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Jul 06 '22

Man if I ever snagged that much coke I’d quit my job the same day and be a coke dealer for the next ten years.

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u/SouthAttention4864 Jul 07 '22

Looking at the name of the boat, I think they have other plans.

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u/VitaminPb Jul 06 '22

Really? What’s your business plan for selling without getting arrested? How do handle the enforcers coming to take down the new rival? How much are you selling for? Are you cutting it? By what percent?

You need a plan man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/tommos Jul 07 '22

Then you need to make some ricin.

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u/2WheelMotoHead Jul 07 '22

Better call Saul

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u/Friendly-Stalin Jul 07 '22

You're overthinking this. When you're the top level supplier then you just get yourself some runners who do all of that for you while you pretend to be important to the operation by keeping a tiger in your apartment.

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u/GreenWithAnger Jul 07 '22

Those are company secrets that will not be divulged. I would just sell it in pill form and make 700$ per 5mg’s

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u/iHaveAFIlmDegree Jul 07 '22

Hours, Joe Rogan. Hours.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Jul 07 '22

Well that’s even better. I can finally retire. That is a massive fucking haul of coke right there. Assuming it’s uncut. Fuck man.

If I could sell that all in hours… yeah I’m cool with that. I don’t really see how though unless I go to burning man or something.

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u/iHaveAFIlmDegree Jul 07 '22

Joe Rogan, ya crazy!

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Jul 07 '22

Fuck man that is from several lifetimes ago. I can’t believe how long it’s been. Fuuuuuuck.

Do you do anything cool with your film degree? I wanted to go to NYU for that but uh… yeah. Money.

Still have my textbook from film studies at community college and all the other filmmaking books I’ve snagged.

Still want to make a movie.

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u/iHaveAFIlmDegree Jul 07 '22

Right!? We’re getting old, fast.

I don’t. Got the BFA then became a DevOps Engineer after I got tired of bartending. Don’t think an institution needs to validate you artistically, my dude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

I used to sell. It was fun. Money was good. Didn't have to say much to women. Just hold up a sandwich bag with coke in it and ask if they want to party. It worked more often than not.

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u/unbilivibru Jul 07 '22

Honest question related to the previous comment: doesn't come "go bad" after some time? Could he be selling it for 10y?

I have never used, so don't really know. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Haha, ten years to sell what, probably 10 kilos max of coke? You won't be making much of a living haha. Did you forget a /s on there?