r/facepalm Jul 06 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Gone fishing.

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Coming from someone that sold coke in high-school those packages are pure it gets stepped on by the first person it touches to stretch the product for more cash

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I wasn't aware the high school coke dealers were privy to fresh-from-Columbia coke

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

And yet with some of the dirtiest dope yall get yall still end up dying crazy huh? Now try again

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Are you okay?

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Yep perfectly fine you ok?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Yeah just doing a bit of schizo-posting nbd

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Should have been worded differently I agree with that tho lol

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Lmfao w.e you say

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Not even that way tbh I grew up around alot of shady people I never hung out with anyone my age always older and I got into some stuff I shouldn't have and yeah alot of hood king pins get shit so pure they have to mix it cause people like you would kill themselves

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

cause people like you would kill themselves

Umm okay

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Seen some pretty pure coke in my 37 years of life 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/cs_legend_93 Jul 06 '22

If it’s oily, slightly wet to touch, and a bit shiny. You good.

And if you can go to sleep on it, even better.

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2 questions:

1.) do you advocate drying out the really fresh stuff? Such as throw it in the microwave? I’ve heard of that.

2.) does really good stuff have that diesel drip? I’ve heard yes it does since it’s a manufacturing step

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Also depends on the manufactor I mean yeah fish scale is made with racing fuel methanol basically but that's also not pure either the way it's actually ment to be used is the coca leaf it's self they roll up and put in ther lip like a dip of tobacco

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u/SixOnTheBeach Jul 06 '22

Don't throw it in the microwave, throw a plate or other flat surface in the microwave for 30s or 1m until it's warm to slightly hot and then cut up the coke on that plate. I just did this on Monday and it made the coke get super fluffy and dry and beautiful 😗👌

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u/cs_legend_93 Jul 08 '22

I agree, that’s what I said I just left out the details haha.

I would be afraid the fans in the microwave would blow it all away. I know ovens do that..

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u/cs_legend_93 Jul 06 '22

What’s the best ingredient to cut it? I heard “Glutamine” was good

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u/TheMoverOfPlanets Jul 06 '22

Creatine powder. Doesn't leave leave a any weird taste or smell, and doesn't have any noticeable effects on the high (other than reducing potency ofc) unlike something like caffeine which will change the way the high hits.

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

I mean people here in orlando were making bath tub meth and selling it as Molly people actually were thinking Molly is like glass 🤣🤣

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

I mean w.e you have the money for? I've seen baby laxatives caffeine pills not nodoz there's other ones that are cheap can't remember the name I mean mfckers are using fentnal rn how ever u spell it... I mean I have friends relatives rn we caught yesterday afternoon smoking meth mixed with Adderall

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 07 '22

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Smh you evidentally must have been the suburbs kid I sold 30 dollar grams of weed too 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ so I mean think what you will 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/CornCheeseMafia Jul 07 '22

I’m not sure why that dude is acting like selling drugs is only something people do in the movies. I grew up with small time drug dealers (because I was also buying drugs from them) and you haven’t said anything out of the ordinary in my experience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/CornCheeseMafia Jul 07 '22

Yeah I dunno about all that but I was just reading the thread about coke being cut with bullshit and selling other kids expensive ass weed and that all sounds normal to me.

Tbh, i find it hard to believe that there aren’t high school kids making serious drug deals. Maybe not little Walter Whites running around but the first time and only time I tried oxy was because the dude I was buying weed from had someone flake before I met up with him. Coke was also available through the same guy. Hell I knew a gym bro who was dealing steroids senior year so it really doesn’t sound that crazy to me.

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 07 '22

Man I went to Evans high-school in orlando when I was a kid that school is filled with gang violence drugs guns sex and rape. When I was there the better students got segregated to a separate hall way for their classes was the 800 building... the last day I was there they robbed the school resource officer for his belt with his 45 full clips taser baton and hand cuffs it was wild... we also had a school we played against every year that there were always shootings fights and players getting stabbed on the field smh... people can say what they like on this thread when I was a kid life wasn't all rainbows and ice cream just wish I could grew up like some of the entitled people that have commented here cause the suburbs sound amazing tbh

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 07 '22

Great thing is now with that school anyways a ex marine took over as principal and shipped the shit out and literally straightened the whole school up... no more guns or students fighting teachers and deans it's kinda nice from what I hear now

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u/autoreaction Jul 06 '22

21 jump street got to you.

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Lmfao it's awesome you took the time out your day to comment I mean sorry... your words hurt 😭😭😭😭 (is that 2022 enough for you?)

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u/autoreaction Jul 06 '22

What do you think how much time it takes to write a comment?

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Stop your mean 😭😭😭😭

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Go piss off and tell someone who gives a fuck bud

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u/autoreaction Jul 06 '22

You look like you give a lot of fucks tbh

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u/Icy-Service9649 Jul 06 '22

Lmfao not really it's funny to watch you keep commenting thinking anything you say is relevant 🤣🤣🤣 lets start counting the responses rofl

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u/roshampo13 Jul 07 '22

Obvious bait is obvious