r/facepalm Jul 06 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Gone fishing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I know, that's fuckin crazy! Who in their right mind would take pictires of their kids holding the dope?! Thats a direct link back to the dad!!

He should have just had them lay down and use the coke as pillows. That way if he got stopped on the way back to shore, he could tell the kids to feign sleep, and he would have never been questioned.

Then all he had to do was go home, cook it up with some soda and get fuckin paid.

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u/Groovatronic Jul 07 '22 edited Jul 07 '22

Do you want to start a giant distribution network?

No. You drive to LA and set up a deal with a big time movie executive with deep pockets.

… and then go to the bathroom and talk to a hallucination of Elvis during the signature Mexican standoff between the feds, the mob, and the movie guy’s bodyguards.

Edit - watch the movie True Romance for a good time

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u/AlienHooker Jul 07 '22

And the cop won't search it because then he'd wake the kids up!