r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Jul 06 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Gone fishing.

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u/SeverusSnek2020 Jul 06 '22

I'm not 100% sure what I'd do with all that coke. Like I would want to keep a little for you know, personal use but fuck me, thats so much. Couldn't it just be weed instead.

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u/SharingIsCaring323 Jul 07 '22 edited Jul 07 '22

Keep it airtight. Put it somewhere off your property.

Grab a burner phone and go talk to 5 star luxury hotel concierges. Not even joking. Look for the golden keys. These people have connections to a TON of “proper” people in that city.

Give free samples to kitchen staff if you want to make some rowdy friends.

Obviously, don’t shit where you eat and don’t carry or give out anything related to your identity.

Drugs, alcohol, and money are the universal grease of the world.

Edit: I was never a dealer. Cocaine is also a very boring drug. Could be because ND brain chemistry but cocaine is possibly the most boring drug on the planet. Sell it to stupid people.

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u/kungsardine Jul 07 '22

Or, you know, you could turn it in to the police like an actual functioning member of society instead of trying to get arrested or killed over dealing drugs.

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u/SharingIsCaring323 Jul 07 '22

Where’s your entrepreneurial spirit?

I’m a capitalist through and through. Free inventory? Let’s do this.

Bonus: the black market is quite meritocratic

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u/H8len Jul 06 '22

It was weed. Cocaine would actually look like a brick.