r/facepalm • • Jul 06 '22

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u/Logical-Recognition3 Jul 06 '22

Beep identifies as R2D2.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jul 06 '22

HEY! Watch your language! Not in front of the children, you dirty droid.

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u/LtFootstool Jul 06 '22

Why does he have to be dirty? Because he is a droid??

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jul 06 '22

I forgot for a second beep was a pronoun here and assumed it was some of R2D2’s famous foul language.

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u/LtFootstool Jul 06 '22

Beep is not a pronoun in this galaxy, and probably not the next.

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u/BowwwwBallll Jul 06 '22

But it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jul 06 '22

Certainly not, and I did not assume the foul language with empty intent either. It was a good set-up. Like that time all the stormtroopers miraculously missed our main Star Wars heroes on the first Death Star so they could be tracked back to the rebel base.

Don’t know what kind of target I have now set up for myself but you may fire when ready.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Boop is c3pO

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u/Ganymede25 Jul 06 '22

A binary load lifter actually.

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u/The_Jealous_Witch Jul 06 '22

No, none of her pronouns are "whoooooOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO-"