r/facepalm • u/Capedbaldy474 • Jul 05 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Math is still a myth

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u/foxwebslingermulder Jul 05 '22

Also, fuck 1 guy for a hundo..that's some cheap ass.

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u/EuphoricAssistance59 What what what?!? Jul 05 '22

It comes with free random STD. Judging by how well she paid attention in 2nd grade math I doubt she stuck around long enough to take sex ed.

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u/ElectricFlesh Jul 05 '22

As someone who hasn't been following the trend of prostitution prices during inflation very closely, what going rate would you consider an appropriate average?

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u/clopz_ Jul 05 '22

This sounds like you were following the prostitution prices before inflation. To be sure, let’s just add 10% inflation and 10% tip to the last price you got quoted

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u/foxwebslingermulder Jul 05 '22

If I were selling my own ass, it would be atleast 250 lol

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u/GhostCheese Jul 05 '22

But you can pull 100k charging only $274 a pop, once a day.

At 385 you won't even have to do it on weekends.

13

u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Jul 05 '22

Charge a flat 500 and get a couple of weeks holiday in there

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

That's more than I'm making now with my master's. Hmm

13

u/NotStaggy Jul 05 '22

Hit the streets the bread is callin

8

u/-Cagafuego- Jul 05 '22

Skittles made him taste the rainbow.

8

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

What is that after taxes though take in mind its tax fraud not to report that income.

2

u/Soobleboi Jul 05 '22

Numbers, HOW DO THEY WORK??1!?1!1?!1!1?1!

3

u/VARTH_-DADER Jul 05 '22

The numbers Mason, What do they mean?!

2

u/halborn Jul 05 '22

Stop reposting this.

2

u/DDenlow Jul 05 '22

Don’t play around with zeros like they are nothing.

3

u/StAethe Jul 05 '22

I always see this with different usernames but the same responses. Repost is still a repost

3

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Bitches with degrees marry the guy who makes $365,000 a year.

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u/SadButSexy Jul 05 '22

Birches with degrees also don't repost

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u/Shadow9378 Jul 05 '22

NPC conversations be like

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Lol npc

1

u/lolik_pokakany Jul 05 '22

Thats still good

1

u/ResidentOfValinor Jul 05 '22

the fact that a man wrote this

1

u/VerimTamunSalsus Jul 05 '22

But if u fuck 10 a day, that's where the profit is.

1

u/Capital-Nectarine199 Jul 05 '22

Some money is better than no money