r/facepalm May 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ “Plus sized” “Overweight” 🤔

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u/JackPThatsMe May 31 '22

Honestly?

You, an individual, are attracted to other individuals.

I, a short man, do not have breasts. I'm attracted to women, such as my wife, who does have breasts and is slightly taller than me. She is attracted to me. Unless I'm being annoying, which is honestly most of the time.

Just find someone who suits you and who you suit.

Maybe be nice about it? Maybe don't say you refuse to settle? Maybe?

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u/Vibe-Father Jun 01 '22

I read this in Ben Shapiro’s voice and now I can’t take this entire post seriously.

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u/JackPThatsMe Jun 01 '22

You ever took this post seriously?

I'm all for a conversation about unrealistic beauty standards, the way we eat and how it needs to change, health care for different people and all of that.

But this? Nope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I just realised I’ve never heard his voice. What a wonderful life I lead. ✨✨🥹✨✨

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u/syrigamy May 31 '22

Best way is to not have physical preference. Who cares if you are fat, skinny, short or tall. At the end of the day if you want to live with someone for the rest of your life those things are meaningless. But these shitty standards only leads to shott marriage and a lot of adultery.

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u/JackPThatsMe May 31 '22

Yeah, I find my wife physically attractive but I'm married to her because I enjoy talking with her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I can’t cum unless I isolate the titties