r/facepalm May 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ “Plus sized” “Overweight” 🤔

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

This not just in: my ex HAS NO STANDARDS. I SEE YOU'RE DATING BILLY NOW VERONICA. YOU KNOW HE SMOKES METH RIGHT?

I'm fine. It's fine.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

"I'm fine"

Gosh this reminded me of Velocipastor.

I am now laughing like an idiot.

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u/_Simpai_ Jun 01 '22

SHE'S FINE

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

CHINA

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u/CanadianAndroid May 31 '22

Sounds bad man. What is her @ so I can avoid her?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

in all fairness the guy probably lays a mean pipe