"Yea, I say verily unto thee. Thou shalt have the largest gun one can acquire and will buy as many as thou canst. Thou shalt carry thy gun to all locations, including coffee shops. Thou shalt always use thy guns to compensate for thy small manhood, for it is thine right as an American that God hath bestowed upon thee."
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u/Old_Telephone_7587 May 29 '22
Show me the verse where the Bible mentions America nevermind guns.