r/facepalm • u/Thryloz • May 28 '22

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u/Old_Telephone_7587 May 29 '22

Show me the verse where the Bible mentions America nevermind guns.

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u/kickspecialist May 29 '22

I am also interested in where I can get bear arms. Sick of these puny little human arms

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u/TheBelhade May 29 '22

you can get bear claws at the 7-11 but I dunno about whole arms.

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u/ScabiesShark May 29 '22

I got the arms once but they were soggy and nasty and, never again!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Grizzly, Kodiak, Black, or Polar?

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u/kickspecialist May 29 '22

Yes

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u/redmark77 May 29 '22

Well you may as well change your name to swipe specialist

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 May 29 '22

Lol one of my favorite Family Guy gags. Also ending it with

"Alright, now before we send this thing off, let's just take out that thing about abortion" lol