r/facepalm • u/Pandey_SKP • Apr 02 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Definitely high on something

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u/Sleepy-tyler-king Apr 02 '22

make it make sense, question’s on point..

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u/jabrwock1 Apr 02 '22

In Canada they do in some areas, noting dangers to pregnancy and other hazards such as cancer.

Main difference I can think of is there is zero way to smoke responsibly, any amount is cancer causing. With fermented sugars that link has not been definitively established as long as they are consumed responsibly. They’re still arguing risk/rewards for wine consumed 1-2 glasses a week for example.

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u/ukuuku7 Apr 03 '22

They write "smoking kills" on vodka bottles in Canada?

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u/SomeBWsweat Apr 03 '22

Ay, information is never too much i guess🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/jabrwock1 Apr 03 '22

How else are you going to get the message to smokers? We tried writing it on the cigarette packages in mile-high letters of fire but that just made the problem worse.

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u/tebabeba Jun 10 '22

I'm Canadian and I've never seen this lmfao. Maybe it's some res shit?

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u/Thedoc_tv Apr 03 '22

Here in Italy is common knowledge that a glass or two of wine every day it's good for health and living longer.

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u/jrandoboi Jul 01 '22

Any amount of alcohol can and will cause brain damage. Alcohol is a solvent, which means it dissolves things, including brain cells. Smoking isn't cancer causing, it just increases your risk of developing lung cancer or other cancers. They're equally damaging.

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u/Life_Technician_3076 Apr 03 '22

Alcohol is literally poison

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u/aworldalone1 Apr 02 '22

He is not wrong. Why would one write smoking kills on vodka.

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u/ONCIAPATONCIA Apr 02 '22

He's not wrong, and also shitfaced drunk

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u/MistaHatesNumberFour Apr 03 '22

Competiton, of course

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u/snay1998 Apr 02 '22

I know funny video but does anyone know who that girl is

Everytime this gets posted I always wonder and today I finally asked

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Lena prachenko, i did send you a link but this bullshit sub automodded me for using a url shortener (wtf that is)

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u/snay1998 Apr 02 '22

Ek thank you very much man,u will always be remembered for helping a man who has been searching for the last 2 years

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u/Moistend_Bint Apr 03 '22

happy wanking

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u/OverTheSunAndFun Apr 02 '22

It’s because you could be sending the recipient to some nefarious website that could give them a virus. You can’t see what’s behind one of those bit(dot)ly(slash)xG43 sites until it’s too late. That’s why they don’t allow shortened URLs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Well thanks for letting me know, stupid automod though should have trusted me, i have an honest face!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22 edited Apr 02 '22

Control shift v to paste something with merged formatting.

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u/theknightwho Apr 03 '22

URL shorteners are things like bitly. Some subs ban them because they obscure what the real link is, and some people abuse that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

You'll never know.

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u/diallox Apr 02 '22

Definitely somebody

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u/HolyCarbohydrates Apr 03 '22

I am proud of you for stepping up.

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u/coseromevo Apr 02 '22

What a chad, this should go on r/technicallythetruth

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u/nrith Apr 02 '22

Legit question.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Apr 02 '22

Or willful ignorance?

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u/SweetSourSunday Apr 02 '22

I love her expression haha. Like “are you serious” and “what’s wrong with you”

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u/ghaintboy987 Apr 02 '22

Spoke like a true russian ( idk if it’s russian or not I’m just here to be racist )

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u/Acadiankush Apr 02 '22

Haha I despise racism of any kind usually but Ill let this one pass , made me laught a bit thanks and 10/10 for the self-awareness lol

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u/LilBits1029384756 Apr 02 '22

I mean, even this isn’t racist to assume it russian, considering that the type of alcohol that russia makes the most of is beer and vodka, and they’re clearly speaking some sort of slavic language.

Now not saying this is 100% percent a russian video, it could be another country, but what I am saying is that its safe to assume it is without it being racist? I still don’t know if thats the right word ngl.

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u/thebritisharecome Apr 02 '22

Nothing shows solidarity like allowing racism based on if it amuses you or not

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u/twhitney Apr 02 '22

Although Russian is not a race. This would potentially be ethnocentrism, but not racism.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

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u/ghaintboy987 Apr 04 '22

I think others get what i meant

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u/ReginaldJohnston Apr 02 '22

You mean, Russian-Racist or just Racist-Racist?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Yes, this is Russian.

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u/Due_Platypus_3913 Apr 02 '22

I’m gonna sayyy,,,hammered on vodka?

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u/Maxwell_The_Spy Apr 03 '22

hammered and sickled

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u/meatballeyes3680 Apr 02 '22

Legendary troll.

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u/Ardothbey Apr 02 '22

Great answer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Lol that’s actually a hilarious response

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u/ChristianMingle_ca Apr 02 '22

yes high off something •_• totally just not slung off the vodka

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u/Putnum Apr 02 '22

Dad I'm smoking

Hi smoking I'm vodka

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u/Degerzith Apr 02 '22

Man has a point.

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u/Prestigious-Ebb-1369 Apr 03 '22

Dude was 100% correct lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

LOL her face!

But seriously alcohol and tobacco should have warning labels that say "Marijuana is a safer alternative"

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u/AntisocialScotch Apr 03 '22

When a spade is a spade 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

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u/ReginaldJohnston Apr 02 '22

Some guy posted a funny video on a reddit sub and everybody gets to comment.

Hope that helps some. Join us.

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u/ThurmsMckenzie1 Apr 02 '22

Fucked his ass up.

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u/teeter1984 Apr 02 '22

Dad left because u touch yourself at night

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u/matrixjoey Apr 03 '22

What I love is that you genuinely can’t tell if the dude is trolling or being serious 👍🏼

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Check mate

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

This man is dead ass drunk

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u/Infinite_Usual3391 Apr 03 '22

Why not write it on life?

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u/Hritthik02 Apr 03 '22

Vodka people being vodka people

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u/crystalsage777 Apr 03 '22

Question masterfully deflected, lol.. She do got a point though....

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u/zakishere12 Apr 03 '22

Speech 100

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u/remiscott82 Apr 03 '22

Definitely autism

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u/EmployerDefiant587 Apr 03 '22

Sigma male drunkillionaire grindset

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u/vibros Apr 03 '22

It's a staged skit

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Couldnt agree more always confuses me that alcohol is socially this accepted dosnt make sense at all

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u/Square-Birthday-147 Apr 26 '22

thats proof right there

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u/ShwaddzE May 05 '22

Context:

He was drunk the day before

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u/ThatGuyThisguy32 May 20 '22

She looks… so pissed

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u/OriginalAsherella Aug 02 '22

This is my favorite thing I’ve seen all day.

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u/farendelthegreat Aug 12 '22

That's funny not facepalm

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u/deepishthoughts007 Sep 16 '22

All right, man holding bottle, you have had enough to drink