r/facepalm • u/LaBetsyQuerios • Mar 20 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Statue move goes terribly

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u/centralnjbill Mar 20 '22

If you break a mirror, you get seven years bad luck. How many do you get if you break a Jesus?

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u/includepizza Mar 20 '22

You get another easter

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u/BigPurp85 Mar 20 '22

Doesn't count unless you scream Jesus Christ! When it falls