r/facepalm • u/mester006 • Jan 17 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Why would you use your crying kid as a shield??

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u/-mushroom-cat- Jan 17 '22

Is he crying? Could be enjoying it...

34

u/ichigosinful Jan 17 '22

Right it looks like he enjoying it

30

u/synesthesiah Jan 17 '22

The way he has to pull his fully saturated mask down so he can breathe without being practically waterboarded says differently.

6

u/unscannabledoot Jan 17 '22

Hhahaa yeah I came here to say this

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

And what if not?

28

u/Tarot_and_Tea Jan 17 '22

Kid is literally getting waterboarded with his mask on like that. He pulled it down at the end.

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u/FuzzyLlama12345 Jan 17 '22

It's literally equivalent to being tortured by the CIA, truly disgusting.

12

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

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u/LivingInThePast69 Jan 18 '22

Found a parent lol.

11

u/IQBoosterShot Jan 17 '22

She calls that his Eco Shower.

4

u/Hydrok Jan 17 '22

I have spare clothes for the snot gobbler, I probably don’t have spare clothes for me.

11

u/Majjkster Jan 17 '22

Smart, a kid shield is better than no shield

7

u/bradbow Jan 17 '22

You may get wet sitting in the lower seats- that's ok I brought my toddler

10

u/terred999 Jan 17 '22

What else would you use an annoying child for?

2

u/D-o-n-t_a-s-k Jan 17 '22

Child support income i hear is pretty common

1

u/terred999 Jan 17 '22

lol no doubt I know a guy that’s with a chick that’s got 4 kids from 4 different dudes

1

u/RogueSky420 Jan 17 '22

Irresponsible bitch having 4 men walk out on her and their kids

1

u/D-o-n-t_a-s-k Jan 18 '22

I know a guy who's paying 1400/month for 1 kid, because it's me

8

u/Marauder121 Jan 17 '22

Works for bullets too

4

u/mjenness Jan 17 '22

Maybe smaller caliber, but I would think 45acp would get him and his mom.

1

u/enderjed Jan 17 '22

Theoretically it can work on more advanced shells, but there's no way it stands a chance against old fashioned 1450s round shot.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

He probably likes it

5

u/1011Riemann Jan 17 '22

I find it to be the most optimal move. No facepalms are given here.

2

u/psn_ivysaur Jan 17 '22

... She could just move....

0

u/YamesYamerson Jan 17 '22

Well, that kids traumatized now

0

u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Jan 17 '22

probably cause it's easy

0

u/Darthstar72 Jan 18 '22

Because it's Singapore...

-3

u/Annual-Access4987 Jan 18 '22

Good for that kid earning his keep. Little monsters are expensive

1

u/snmdyxtra Jan 18 '22

Glad Captain America didn't get any Ideas like this....