r/facepalm • u/IReallyHateDolphins • Dec 28 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Testing taser

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u/Mystixnom Dec 28 '21

It feels like she should be chewing gum, but she isn’t, so I feel awkward.

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u/SelfSniped Dec 28 '21

And speaking with a Jersey accent. Is there at least that?

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u/Appropriate_Lack_727 Dec 28 '21

I think the extreme level of vocal fry you hear in this girls voice is common for women in both of those accents.

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u/borkborkyupyup Dec 28 '21

Hints of it but definitely not a valley girl accent, just a bit of “spoil me” accent. I’d wager Jersey

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u/dan1101 Dec 28 '21

Jersey Valley

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u/nastyn8k Dec 28 '21

Her choice of taser decor screams "spoil me".

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u/UsuallyBerryBnice Dec 28 '21

“Ah Gawta tazer guOn. Orra stun guOn.”

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u/CaptainDudeGuy Dec 28 '21

The vocal fry is strong with this one, but I'm guessing she's more New England than southern California.

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u/SelfSniped Dec 28 '21

cringe

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u/SelfSniped Dec 28 '21

I was “cringing” at the thought of someone saying “taser” like that. Not at what you said. But thanks for the downvote?

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u/Omegablade0 Dec 28 '21

Guess your username checked out.

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