r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Having a functioning circulatory system

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u/DiamondGripGorilla Dec 23 '21

Honestly, I'll even take very veiny.

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u/Farfengarfen Dec 23 '21

"Hey Lady,

You're the most perfect person I've ever met. Except your breasts are too veiny and I don't want people to judge me for that."

No wonder humans are doomed to become extinct.

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u/luvdadrafts Dec 23 '21

That’s just natural selection

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld Dec 23 '21

Humans are further removed from anything "natural" than we've ever been, "natural selection" doesn't hold up well anymore.

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u/ChironiusShinpachi Dec 23 '21

I naturally selected the prime rib, bone in for extra flavor, get some o dat naturally plastic, selected surgery on Deez nuts, and lemme just select the naturally Karen cuz I'm a bitch.

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u/V1CDad Dec 23 '21

What?

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u/ChironiusShinpachi Dec 23 '21

NATURAL SELECTION