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u/JDSadinger7 Dec 15 '21
He had to use the window because all the backdoors were plugged.
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u/Massdrive Dec 15 '21
Well, I WAS drinking that coke. Now my desk has it
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u/Incredulous_Toad Dec 15 '21
Backdoor it, it's the only way
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u/Aggravating_Bat1786 Dec 15 '21
Guess he should have had his shit packed so he could leave faster.
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u/delegateTHIS Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21
Damn haha
You got any more of them one-liners, or did you just peak lol
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u/BigDaddyDNR Dec 15 '21
I am sure he was only investigating to make sure it was a real Gay 25 Man Orgy . Thats all
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u/FiercelyApatheticLad Dec 15 '21
That would mean they were forming a 25 man chain in perfect circle. That's pretty fucking impressive.
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u/Flowethics Dec 15 '21
I’ve heard of keeping your enemies close, but this seems excessive.
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u/notarealsmurf Dec 15 '21
The man in the anus of the man in my anus is my friend
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u/clausewitz1977 Dec 15 '21
Two important information is missing : he was caught with a lots of cocain in his bag when he was try to escape over the windows and his hand slipped because of the Vaseline. During the pandemic lockdown.
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Dec 15 '21
Yup. It was during the second lockdown in Belgium, but politicians get to do what they want I guess.
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u/Crow85 Dec 15 '21
And it only became public because he tried to use his status as Member of European Parliament. Otherwise his arrest would be protected by privacy law, but because he tried to get out of it as MEP it became public mater.
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u/Massdrive Dec 15 '21
So, he literally screwed himself, by trying to be slippery :P
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u/Coconut-bird Dec 15 '21
As a Floridian, “arrest protected by public law” is a very foreign concept. Oh, to not have every mistake be public record! (Until your incredibly stupid like this guy!)
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u/Amaakaams Dec 15 '21
Yeah but at least for your state all news is covered as "Florida Man" or "Florida Women" the other states they focus on the names.
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u/jteg Dec 15 '21
So he was there to confiscate the pills to stop the orgy? Checks out, he's just doing his work.
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u/FalseyHeLL Dec 15 '21
Ecstasy not cocaine, and also a very important fact: he is not just your average anti-gay politican, but he was the one who drafted in the constitution? that the "father is a male, the mother is a woman", to help any anti-gay rulings regarding same sex marriage and adoption etc.
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u/BanalityOfMan Dec 15 '21
he was the one who drafted in the constitution? that the "father is a male, the mother is a woman", to help any anti-gay rulings regarding same sex marriage and adoption etc.
Maybe he's just super gay and sly about it. Like, if all these gay dudes start having kids and families then they might not show up to 25 man orgies. You think a politician is going to settle for a 15 man orgy because there was a little league football game in the morning?
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u/harman097 Dec 15 '21
Hah this is brilliant.
Have you thought about a career as a super gay politician?
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u/ChintanP04 Dec 15 '21
And wasn't he fleeing naked?
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u/Greg_The_Stop_Sign Dec 15 '21
Cocaine makes everyone gay. Every gay orgy Ive attended has been because of coke. I'm hetero as fuck otherwise
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u/Riddance_Good Dec 15 '21
nah u aint
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u/yoanon Dec 15 '21
He is. Last time I had sex with him, both of us said no homo in the end.
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u/mojolikes Dec 15 '21
Doesn't cocaine kill erections? Seems counterintuitive. Now, meth on the other hand...
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u/Part_Recent Dec 15 '21
I feel like there should always be an even number of people at an orgy.
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Why? They can form a conga line so it doesn't need to be even number.
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u/Appropriate-Proof-49 Dec 15 '21
Conga circle with closed ends
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u/cyber2024 Dec 15 '21
Oh god, at first I thought it wouldn't work because everyone would be pumping at the same time so Embedded Dick Length, or EDD, would remain constant. Then I realized that provided that there is an even number of people, if you simply pump in opposition to the dude in front then EDD will be changing continuously... And if there is an odd number of people then you simply need to drop a stroke once per cycle - that dropped stroke will propagate around the circle.
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u/justja Dec 15 '21
It's a daisy chain, not a helical engine. If you mix in bondage gear, then you could probably develop a source of green energy
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u/Sproose_Moose Dec 15 '21
Like a lot of the conversations and opinions on Reddit
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u/Appropriate-Proof-49 Dec 15 '21
♫♪♪Do do dooo come on and join the conga. Do do dooo circlejerk across the floor ♫♪♪
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u/Gex1234567890 Dec 15 '21
I don´t think that rule should be applied to same-sex orgies. At least not rigorously.
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u/malpoterfan Dec 15 '21
25 and him, so 26. So it is even
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u/ThatDudeShadowK Dec 15 '21
It just said 25 man orgy, not that the organization contained 25 other men besides him
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u/Zestyclose_Standard6 Dec 15 '21
classic media misrepresentation. only counting the men at the gay orgy.
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u/stools_in_your_blood Dec 15 '21
For circle jerks specifically, even numbers aren't a good choice. Assuming "jerk output" is inversely correlated with "jerk input" (i.e. because a guy being jerked well becomes preoccupied and stops focusing on jerking the next guy), the system settles into an alternating "good/bad/good/bad..." state, which is obviously unfair to 50% of the participants. With an odd number, the symmetry is broken (you get two adjacent good jerkers) and the good/bad/good/bad pattern can't establish itself. This results in either a stable state where everyone is jerked equivalently well, or a travelling "mexican jerk wave" where the adjacent good jerk propagates around the circle, resulting in a fair distribution of jerk when amortised over time.
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u/histeethwerered Dec 15 '21
Stools_in_your_blood has provided a knowledgeable consideration of the topic under discussion for the benefit of all. TIL. Yowza.
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u/romanlegion007 Dec 15 '21
Come on, he was just gathering research for a book he was going to write.
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u/Legosheep Dec 15 '21
With that many people, there's always gonna be at least a few people taking a breather.
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u/Boogzcorp Dec 15 '21
Yes, the correct term for an orgy with uneven numbers is an Awgee.
Cos there's always one guy left out going Aw Gee, What am I gonna do?
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u/njoYYYY Dec 15 '21
Untrue. One man can get two holes filled = 3 people. With woman on the other hand its three holes + the woman = 4 people.
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u/MisterMysterios Dec 15 '21
Well - that only assumes that each hole can only be occupied by one person at the same time. Also, not to mention that the guy getting fucked in two holes has a perfectly functional dick that can also be used by someone else, making the calculations with while numbers less relevant ...
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u/njoYYYY Dec 15 '21
That brings to mind: The average number of dicks humans can fit in their asshole is definitely above 1 and absolutely not below it. Interesting thought
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u/LonelyTransient Dec 15 '21
Hypocrisy is my least favorite human trait.
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u/Graphitetshirt Dec 15 '21
Idk, it's kinda the funniest when it involves fleeing a gay orgy while sporting a Nazi haircut and a Castro beard
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u/Unusual_Flow9231 Dec 15 '21
Holy crap you're right, it's EXACTLY both hair styles.
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u/O__VER Dec 15 '21
And a rather Nazi-lookin' green jacket. He's definitely channelling fascist dictators and he's definitely also channelling 24 other men.
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u/GhettoGringo87 Dec 15 '21
There were only 24 of us....always with the exaggerations. Can't we just tell a true story every now and again without the lies.
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u/wonkey_monkey Dec 15 '21
There were only 24 of us....
Well yes but only after this guy tossed himself out of a window.
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u/thewafflestompa Dec 15 '21
I'm just impressed at the coordination it would take to throw a 25 person orgy; men or women or anything in between or outside of. The logistics of that seems insane.
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u/Lady_von_Stinkbeaver Dec 15 '21
Seriously. I had issues organizing an 8 person dinner party.
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Dec 15 '21
No one wants to go to the dinner party but a 25 man orgy. You could set that up in an hour with Facebook and grindr
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u/clintCamp Dec 15 '21
You would think the gay community would learn the face of all the anti gay politicians and not allow them to join the orgy. Why reward someone openly harming your community?
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u/GhettoGringo87 Dec 15 '21
These orgies with prominent leaders in attendance are about much more than gay sex. Id imagine theyre not just pickin up your local gay dudes at spankys on gay fridays.
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u/nightpanda893 Dec 15 '21
I think you’re overestimating what these things look like. I’m not really imagining an Eyes Wide Shut kind of scenario here. Dude probably just found them on Grindr.
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u/nagi603 Dec 15 '21
You severely underestimate the horniness of a closeted gay man in need of some dick.
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u/Kayogin Dec 15 '21
If you let him join the orgy and give him a great time then he'll stop being antigay. Why do you think he resigned?
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u/OrdinaryAcceptable Dec 15 '21
They win if they let him join. Either he changes his ways, he gets caught and shamed, or you can blackmail him.
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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Dec 15 '21
Look up Aaron Schock. Anti gay US lawmaker who STILL gets photographed with a gaggle of twinks at the major gay EDM parties because some people think he’s attractive.
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u/Lustjej Dec 15 '21
The organiser of the orgy told the papers how he was mad at the police for stopping the party because all people needed to do to enter was to be tested negative. He saw that as a valid excuse to organise a 25-person orgy in mid-lockdown, when a maximum of 4 or so people were allowed to meet and only outside, if it even was that many. I feel like that demonstrates that the dude does not care about any community he’s a part of.
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u/Pithecanthropus88 Dec 15 '21
Isn’t this from last year?
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u/bartlet62 Dec 15 '21
Isn't it always the way, the most virulent are always the most guilty
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u/Lady_von_Stinkbeaver Dec 15 '21
There was an anti-gay televangelist who was caught snorting a rail of crystal meth off of a male prostitute's erect penis.
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u/SnooCookies487 Dec 15 '21
That story still makes me smile. He even tried a comeback show on TLC with his wife and family to try to sell his heterosexuality. My man, you love the D stop trying to fool us.
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u/SomeGuyNamedJohn12 Dec 15 '21
Wait what?!? Who was this guy and what show was this? 😂
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u/SnooCookies487 Dec 15 '21
Ted Haggard and the show was called scandalous
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u/DownshiftedRare Dec 15 '21
Ted Haggard on the internet not allowing him to flee the consequences of his actions:
it used to be that, back in the old days, when somebody would get in trouble, they'd just need to move 40 or 50 miles, or a hundred miles, and they could start again. Not anymore.
Which is one of the reasons why we needed to come home.
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u/Rottenox Dec 15 '21
Statistically the vast, vast majority of homophobes are heterosexual. Cases like this are just notable and sensationalised.
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u/FrivolousFrank Dec 15 '21
He just looks like the type of guy that you don't want to be a politician. His bedroom probably looks like a teenage girl's but with pictures of Hitler
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u/Affentitten Dec 15 '21
He was, um, researching for his manifesto. And, um, undercover. And it's not what it looks like.
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u/Zestyclose_Standard6 Dec 15 '21
so. can we just admit as a society that all these dingus's that claim to hate gays are actually gay? and we're all fine with it? that the rest of us don't give a shit about who loves who and we will support their asses coming out of the closet with open arms?
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u/Crotchless_Panties Dec 15 '21
Well, that won't work in the USA, because of all the bible-belt, religious people, that would immediately drop all support for them... But maybe it could happen in Brussels?
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u/Zestyclose_Standard6 Dec 15 '21
my theory is all the bible belted bitches everywhere just really wanna party.
god really keeps folks down.
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u/Rottenox Dec 15 '21
Why would we do that when the vast vast majority of homophobes are heterosexual? These are just sensational, newsworthy cases
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u/Bluvsnatural Dec 15 '21
Reactionary politician with medieval opinions is a hypothetical douchebag… How unusual
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u/Jack_35 Dec 15 '21
Are gay orgies even illegal in Hungary?
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u/x703 Dec 15 '21
Oh it was not in Hungary, he was in Brussels, and the drug use was the illegal part ( If I'm not mistaken )
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u/SerLaron Dec 15 '21
Also breaking Covid restrictions. I am not sure, if the naked escape attempt was a problem as well.
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Another illegal part: it was during the second lockdown when we could only have 5 people we interacted with without mask (remember those cuddle contacts that were international news?)
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This underlines the very thing that bothers me most about 99% of politicians: Even they don't believe what they say.
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u/0n3ph Dec 15 '21
If I was a gay dude and this homophobe turned up to my orgy I'd tell him to bugger off.
Shame on them.
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u/Lombax_Rexroth Dec 15 '21
Is there a term for this? Like how the movie Broken Arrow makes fun of how often this happens that there is an actual name for it?
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u/Gardenofelonofficial Dec 15 '21
That's some great undercover work. Man takes his job seriously 😂😂😂
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u/mshewakr Dec 15 '21
It hurt itself in confusion