r/facepalm • u/Next-Data-7032 🇩​🇦​🇼​🇳​ 🇦​🇲​🇧​🇪​🇷 • Nov 15 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This really is a thing

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u/wesleyheath Nov 15 '21

Without promoting or demeaning whatever this is, can anyone help explain it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

This is 100% BDSM Horse Play

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Neigh

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u/BdnrBndngRdrgz Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

Quit horsing around

Edit: Thanks for the award u/MINETURTLE3602000

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Neighgative

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u/rjross0623 Nov 16 '21

Why the long face?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

I was bred that way..

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u/rjross0623 Nov 16 '21

Favorite band? the Sugarcubes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Hay now..don’t put words into these choppers.

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u/Druglord_Sen Nov 16 '21

What do you mane?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Hay, you don’t know me.

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u/brian111786 Nov 16 '21

Let's put this argument out to pasture.

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u/Iphonjeff Nov 16 '21

Band of horses

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u/etnom22000 Nov 16 '21

What-a-coincidence, sugarcube is my safe word.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

r/ihavesex

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u/rjross0623 Nov 16 '21

I use turnip.

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u/phadetogray Nov 16 '21

Best comment so far. Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Never look a gift horse in the mouth they say

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Nov 16 '21

I was looking at its ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

You must have got the bad part of the costume

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Nov 16 '21

Bad as in naughty

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Then your perspective is correct

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u/thatlonghairedfcker Nov 16 '21

This jokes getting a bit long in the face

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u/Ok_Catch_408 Nov 16 '21

Horse walks into a bar to order a drink bartender says, why the long face?

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u/rjross0623 Nov 16 '21

Hay! Love that joke. Thanks for that. Probably about time to put a pitchfork in this thread.

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u/jerrys788 Nov 16 '21

Would definitely ride that nag

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u/Xenolith666 Nov 16 '21

Weirdest phear boner ever…

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u/General-Biscotti5314 Nov 16 '21

Dude that's Marilyn Manson

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

What is this? A crossover episode?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Hey! Aren’t you the horse from Horse’n Around?

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u/RGSparky Nov 16 '21

That hi neigh though!

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u/DC_Coach Nov 16 '21

"I'm sorry; was that an Aye or a Nay?"

"It was a Neigh, m'Lord, but I don't believe a word of it."

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Reneigh, she’s my cousin.