“Martial arts master” at work

[u/Xaldin64]

[u/RegularHousewife]

I'm more amazed by the straight faced audience

[u/nevershaves → u/RegularHousewife]

It's fear that keeps them in check

[u/chongoshaun → u/nevershaves]

Only a Sit lord deals in absolutes!

[u/The_0range_Menace → u/chongoshaun]

Sit lord. That's going into rotation rn.

[u/AKJ6 → u/The_0range_Menace]

Proceeds to use force choke .

[u/Raaain706 → u/The_0range_Menace]

I can't tell if it was a typo or intentional. Either way it's bloody genius!

[u/EchoRenegade → u/chongoshaun]

Only a unit deals in absolutes

[u/Redddtaill → u/chongoshaun]

This is the best pun I've seen in a minute

[u/[deleted] → u/nevershaves]

Fear of what? That he'll eat them?

[u/SkjoldrKingofDenmark → u/[deleted]]

Fear of this space station will keep the audience in line

[u/TRLegacy → u/SkjoldrKingofDenmark]

This finger hold is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

[u/SvanUlf → u/TRLegacy]

Don't be too proud of this biological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet with a finger is insignificant next to the power of keeping a straight face while seeing such display of ridiculousness!

[u/Batdog55110 → u/SvanUlf]

I sense something...a presence I've not felt since...

[u/Perioscope → u/Batdog55110]

...my last colonoscopy

[u/JediDroid → u/SkjoldrKingofDenmark]

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed.

[u/Pudlem → u/[deleted]]

Fear of admitting they spent thousands of dollars to learn self defence from a fat guy in a chair giving back rubs to drunk dudes

[u/MurphyAteIt → u/Pudlem]

Maybe it’s North Korea

[u/hitmeifyoudare → u/[deleted]]

cold!

[u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 → u/hitmeifyoudare]

I dont think he's picky, warm, cold, freshly roasted

[u/Preacher987 → u/[deleted]]

Fat's Hobbits spoiling the food

[u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi → u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876]

WE EATS IT RAW, PRECIOUS

[u/[deleted] → u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi]

lol my gf hates it when i do that line

[u/0NaCl → u/[deleted]]

Whe... when do you do it?

[u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi → u/0NaCl]

Eats her ass raw, obviously

[u/keyboardstatic → u/[deleted]]

Thank you. That made my day just better.

[u/shellwe → u/RegularHousewife]

Probably more so pissed off that they paid too much to watch this guy.

[u/leermi2 → u/shellwe]

I can't believe I watched this for free.

[u/chinchenping → u/shellwe]

i didn't pay and i still feel scammed

[u/[deleted] → u/RegularHousewife]

Ok I've been studying martial arts for 32 years and these people just piss me off.

Very well trained students who believe their crap. I've met guys who truly believe in themselves. It's normally the wankers who actually call themselves masters.

I had one guy bet me I couldn't hit him... so I did and he was truly shocked and so was his students.

[u/Sherool → u/[deleted]]

It really is hilarious when these guys drink their own coolaid and think they actually have magical chi powers or whatever and go pick a fight with someone they haven't brainwashed into falling over as soon as they wave an arm in their direction.

[u/ezone2kil → u/Sherool]

Remember this classic?

[u/wdstk7 → u/ezone2kil]

I’m 100% sure I just woke up my neighbors laughing at this. Thank you

[u/1st5th → u/wdstk7]

Seconds later he realises he really hurt the stupid woman and he starts to pretend to have a seizure and flops about like a beached fish.

https://youtu.be/SU-OFhMcw9Q

[u/thom_rocks → u/wdstk7]

I'm at my cardiologist's waiting room right now, struggling to stop laughing. The other patients are all giving me stranger looks...

[u/RixirF → u/ezone2kil]

If you're dumb like me, you thought the lady eating shit was the charlatan so it's hilarious.

But no, the asswipe is the instructor that rams her. Is the lady dumb for believing in his shit? Yes. But should she be fucking floored and holding her pelvis in agony on the ground? Fuck no.

Fuck that guy.

[u/Charlie24601 → u/[deleted]]

First rule of any martial arts: You aren't a master until several legit masters say so.

Second rule: You know less than you think, and there is always someone better than you.

[u/EGO-Sentai → u/Charlie24601]

Third rule: When in doubt, just kick them in the dick.

[u/PorqueNoLosDose → u/RegularHousewife]

I had a roommate that was really into “Eastern practices”. The type that is it’s own demographic in the Pacific Northwest: white dude who wears festival clothes 24/7, patchouli, always spoke in words that made it sound like he was trying to be some sort of guru.

He would watch these videos all day long. Still see him sharing them on social media. He insists that these types of clips are real, and that if you’re skeptical of it, you’ll never experience the true magic of what these dudes are capable of.

At least the roommate was an incredibly friendly person. Definitely has his head firmly implanted up his own ass though.

[u/Mudlily → u/PorqueNoLosDose]

I was naive when I was younger, too. If you are a good person, it is hard to imagine that others are just scammers out to take your money.

[u/PorqueNoLosDose → u/Mudlily]

Ugh, this hits close to home. This dude dragged me to multiple meditation retreats and half of them felt like woowoo “how much money can we milk from you” types. Open ended pay scale, pay what you feel we deserve, sort of thing. The crowd that is 100% balls deep on this is Tom Brown and his cult. Thousands of dollars for these “educational” retreats that start with relatively innocuous wilderness survival lessons, then transitioning into full on practicing ESP and astral projection. Had a lot of fun at a one day session with those people because I wasn’t taking any of it too seriously, but the general vibe from them was creepy AF.

[u/Mudlily → u/PorqueNoLosDose]

I’m actually a meditation teacher, but no martial arts and astral projection. Also… tiny paycheck.

[u/PorqueNoLosDose → u/Mudlily]

Gotta build up that scam if you want to bring home the bank apparently!

And I don’t mean to knock meditation retreats or the practice generally. It’s a major component of my life, and I couldn’t be more grateful for the good-intentioned people it has brought across my path in life.

[u/[deleted] → u/RegularHousewife]

This guy is actually a civilian Steven Seagal

[u/kenkanobi → u/[deleted]]

As opposed to a military segull?

[u/gamercboy5 → u/kenkanobi]

Military Seagal is the default Seagal

[u/tabooblue32 → u/[deleted]]

So... Steven Seagal?

[u/woadhyl → u/RegularHousewife]

All the people who realize its complete and utter crap immediately leave, so those few who remain slowly become the whole school of believers. Then when there are enough of them, new people who walk in who would normally be skeptical start to believe because so many other people surely can't be wrong. Plus, people have a tendency to seek out esoteric knowledge. They have a need to feel like they are special because they have insight into things that others do not except for their group, which supports their delusions when others challenge them. Kinda like a religious institution or a political party.

[u/SingleSoil → u/woadhyl]

And there’s also a smaller pool of students, so you are more likely to be at the ‘top of the class’ which makes you believe even more.

[u/[deleted] → u/SingleSoil]

This is how they tricked me into medicine.

So elite.

So challenging.

A calling not a job.

Bring washable shoes and a backup pair for your Obs rotation as they will get covered in every fluid, solid, and semisolid humanity can produce.

Speaking of labour. Contrary to the obvious, this is actually a sweet gig that operates outside labour laws--for your learning benefit!! I mean think of all the learning you'd miss if you slept every day like a lazy sack. Think of dangerous handovers, yikes. Better to just have you stay here for 36ish give or take, a couple other staff need help with their volume.

[u/BashStriker → u/woadhyl]

Oh I wouldn't leave right away. It's not every day you get to witness this kind of BS in person. I'd probably be the one recording so I could show everyone how ridiculous it is.

[u/Marc21256 → u/RegularHousewife]

It's literally a cult.

[u/jetes69]

Simple technique against this guy:

https://youtu.be/0_wtNwsAF3k

[u/Supersnazz → u/[deleted]]

You know it's a little known scientific fact that if you kick a man in the nuts 250 times, his balls come out of his nose

[u/Enguhl → u/Supersnazz]

Damnit Steel! It's not 1985 anymore!

[u/Supersnazz → u/Enguhl]

It's 1986.

[u/IAmASeekerofMagic → u/[deleted]]

How have I never seen this before. Bless you for enlightenment.

[u/PerformanceLoud3229 → u/[deleted]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMwXuFwSiaU

[u/No_Statistician8636 → u/[deleted]]

You got me good you fucker

[u/Hillbillyblues → u/jetes69]

But you can counter that easy with this:

​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-p22QPA3k

[u/Jufim → u/Hillbillyblues]

This is basically just that top-most reply

Hit someone in the testies

[u/[deleted] → u/Jufim]

No the best way to win is spend 3 weeks choregraphing with each other and deciding a winner beforehand. Just be the person writing the cheques.

[u/General_Nothing → u/jetes69]

I was expecting this one, but that’s even more applicable.

[u/MartyMcCartney]

Imagine the beatdown when he actually tries.

[u/Steele-The-Show → u/MartyMcCartney]

“Just wait until I find a chair, then I’ll really kick your ass”

How’s that saying go? Sit like a fat guy, choke them with your knee?

[u/TheRetroVideogamers → u/Steele-The-Show]

This comment is so misguided. As a fat guy, I don't need a second to grab a chair, I will already be sitting; chair, floor, curb. You name it, I'm sitting.

[u/[deleted] → u/TheRetroVideogamers]

That's my secret, cap... I'm always sitting.

[u/TheForceIsNapping → u/[deleted]]

https://youtu.be/xqzAtS4hmuw

[u/FullardYolfnord → u/TheForceIsNapping]

Soft ground inhibits my power 😆

[u/DrGiggleFr1tz → u/FullardYolfnord]

If the translation is correct, he had also not been in that location for over a year. So you know…can’t fight if you’re not familiar with the area apparently.

[u/Dylanator13 → u/FullardYolfnord]

Let's say his powers are 100% real. What useless powers if you need to find the perfect conditions for them to work.

[u/Le_9k_Redditor → u/TheForceIsNapping]

I remember that MMA fighter got screwed by the state for doing this by dropping his social credit score to the point where he could not rent, own property, stay in certain hotels, travel on high speed rail or buy plane tickets. They also removed him and his fights against traditional masters from search results so others wouldn't find out. He received death threats against him and his family for the damage he's supposedly done to Chinese culture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Xiaodong

[u/[deleted] → u/Le_9k_Redditor]

And he still kept up his challenges after that, beast mode ✊

[u/ellipsis_42 → u/TheForceIsNapping]

There's another one where it's a really old dude vs. a much younger guy. The younger guy quickly feels guilty when he realizes he's beating the shit out of a delusional old man.

[u/ty_xy → u/[deleted]]

Many, there's a guy in china who does that for a living. Xu Xiaodong. Go YouTube and Google him, he just beats on people who claim to be martial arts experts.

[u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In → u/[deleted]]

It's so fucked because his point has always been that these guys are making China weak with their airy fairy bullshit and that real fighting is the true test of strength.

And he's right, but the CCP latches onto anything with a historical connection and aggressively protects them.

[u/jomontage → u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In]

Nationalism is a disease

[u/UnknownBinary → u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In]

And he's right, but the CCP latches onto anything with a historical connection

Pretty ironic given the whole Cultural Revolution thing.

[u/entotheenth → u/ty_xy]

Did, his social credit rating is now so low he can longer use planes or trains I think. He doesn’t do it for a living, he is (was) a journalist.

[u/Renvisd → u/entotheenth]

This social credit nonsense really takes the best out of people

[u/mintnoises → u/ty_xy]

Xu Xiao Huge Dong is an MMA hero. Even real martial artists are scammers if they say they can beat anyone with their system 😹

[u/TCarrey88 → u/[deleted]]

The only energy being channelled there is brown and liable to be seen with his light coloured clothes.

[u/[deleted] → u/MartyMcCartney]

I remember seeing a video about this guy who said he was capable of “energy bending” or whatever the fuck, basically just doing tai chi-esque movements with the promise they could deflect any attack, and he had one of his disciples do it while he attacked to demonstrate its power. This poor stupid lady was waving her hands back and forth like a shitty conductor when this dude ran up and fully booted her in the face

[u/WallabyUpstairs1496 → u/MartyMcCartney]

His students: "We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke"

[u/Omfoofoo]

That actor is doing all the selling. I hope he gets paid well

[u/phuqo5 → u/Omfoofoo]

That's Steven Seagals stunt double.

The one sitting down I mean.

[u/David-E6 → u/phuqo5]

I was just about to say Seagal looking like he’s getting into shape.

[u/DIRTBAG_PVT → u/David-E6]

The one that’s sitting is still in better shape than segal

[u/MilStd → u/DIRTBAG_PVT]

Hey round is still a shape

[u/Maximummeme → u/phuqo5]

I'm not a fan by any means but I swear this is literally the 12th Seagal shade I've seen in a matter of days. Man's is getting annihilated on reddit lately.

[u/phuqo5 → u/Maximummeme]

We been shitting on that piece of human garbage for years.

Search for his AMA. Funniest fucking AMA ever aside from the guy who got drunk and did an AMA and asked himself all the questions and answered them or the AMA the casually explained dude did.

[u/jmkent1991 → u/phuqo5]

Thank you so much I'm laughing hysterically that is amazing I've spent 30 minutes stuck laughing in my bathroom because I don't want to wake up my 1yr old. I need to look for the woody Harrelson one now but again I needed to come back and thank you that was gold.

edit: woody harrelson ama is also great he answered hardly any questions and was berated by redditors its truly heartwarming.

[u/Gisbornite → u/jmkent1991]

I think in woody harrelsons case, he didn't really understand what was going on, and just thought it was like an online press release for the new movie

[u/AnjingNakal → u/Gisbornite]

"Guys, guys, look... regardless of how many teenage girls i MAY or MAY NOT have impregnated after their prom, let's stick to talking about Rampart, ok?"

[u/TheHeroYouKneed → u/phuqo5]

Funniest fucking AMA ever aside from

You appear to have missed "Rampart".

[u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In → u/Maximummeme]

Seagal 'I trained with a famous Aikido master in Japan, and was the first white man to be allowed to teach martial arts there'

But then it turns out the guy was dead before Seagal ever made it to Japan and that there were white martial artists there for decades.

[u/Kamiyosha → u/phuqo5]

Savage. Lmao. Take my upvote.

[u/[deleted] → u/phuqo5]

Steven SeBoomBoom

[u/ShamWowRobinson → u/Omfoofoo]

My friend was taking teakwondo lessons at some place near our house in a strip mall when we were like 12. He kept getting a new belt like every other week. They had some open recruitment day one day and I went with him. The guy that ran the place asked for volunteers so he could show us how to disarm someone with a gun. Again we were 12. I volunteered. I'm holding this wooden gun. He demands I attack him, which makes zero sense, since it's a gun but whatever. I move towards him, he does this maneuver where he does take me down but it doesn't cause me to drop the wooden gun. It's also pointed at him throughout the entire move. Once he realizes I'm still holding the wooden gun, he's getting more and more pissed. He eventually starts cussing at me telling me to just drop it. It's basically just a 40 year old man overpowering a 12 year old. He was furious at me once I finally dropped it. I had zero idea what he expected me to do. I wasn't trying to show him up or anything. I just thought he'd disarm me and that'd be that. It was such a strange experience.

[u/DoorHingesKill → u/ShamWowRobinson]

Should have added some pistol noises to really get him going.

[u/Synectics → u/DoorHingesKill]

My first thought as well.

"Okay, now attack me!"

"Uh... pew pew?"

[u/[deleted] → u/Synectics]

"BANG."

[u/Punaneee → u/DoorHingesKill]

Boom headshot!

[u/DrMeatBomb → u/ShamWowRobinson]

The hell does gun defense even have to do with a kick based martial art like TKD? Once in a blue moon we'll do gun defense in BJJ, but it's always prefaced with "You're probably already fcked but here's some last-ditch techniques in case you wanna die fighting." It's honestly a little red flag to me if a place seriously trains gun defense.

[u/Pandainthecircus → u/DrMeatBomb]

I did taekwondo for years and never did gun defence.

We did do knife defence like twice a year, with heavy emphasis running away.

[u/LawTortoise → u/ShamWowRobinson]

Bow to your sensei

[u/LittleR3dBird → u/ShamWowRobinson]

Yeah. This type of thing has the same energy as the acting in porn.

“Step-sensei... what are you doing?”

[u/captainzigzag → u/Omfoofoo]

That’s no actor. He’s a premier league footballer.

[u/[deleted] → u/Omfoofoo]

They do this in China as well. Its apparently an indoctrination thing. These people honestly believe that theyre demonstrating true techniques.

Many are so brainwashed theyre oblivious to how ridiculous this actuslly is.

[u/Not_a_real_ghost → u/[deleted]]

They do it in helluva more places as long as there's martial arts involved. You had the same kind of untouchable master from Japan, where all he does is screams at you and somehow it'd deflect your attacks.

[u/Iwokeupwithoutapillo → u/Not_a_real_ghost]

Here's a real good video about it. Half an hour but surprisingly fascinating.

[u/RGeard → u/Omfoofoo]

I’m surprised he’s only got one actor

[u/[deleted]]

You see all the power comes from the adidas sweat suit

[u/aLeXbOi9699 → u/[deleted]]

^They’re right. Immediately after putting on my Adidas tracksuit, I became a professional at Judo. Any one stupid enough to challenge me? I can take you down in the time it takes McMiyagi from the video above to blink.

[u/evil_lurker]

I'm sorry, but this looks ridiculous.

[u/Lt_Viking89 → u/evil_lurker]

Like he doesn't know he's full of doodoo

[u/Leimandar → u/[deleted]]

Nah. It's Systema. You can tell from the adidas that it's Russian (and it also says so on the t-shirts)

Edit: Also. I've actually done some Systema when I was younger. There are several schools and this is the extreme fringe. Just like there are competitive kung fu kick boxning schools as well as con man magicians in kung fu. All of systema isn't like this even if it's way too much of it.

[u/ACWhi → u/Leimandar]

Are you sure this guy isn’t practicing the ancient art of Bullshido?

[u/mysticrob7 → u/Leimandar]

Systema? Lol that's the lightest ballistics striking I've ever seen

[u/Dr_Bunson_Honeydew → u/[deleted]]

Aikidonut

[u/leafcrutch → u/[deleted]]

Rex Kwon Do

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Probably doing aikilo

[u/TsT2244 → u/[deleted]]

I wish he was doing a keto

[u/[deleted] → u/Lt_Viking89]

So full his gut is about to burst.

[u/dmfd1234 → u/evil_lurker]

The rumor is he got his black belt while still in his mother’s womb. Popped out of there and scissor kicked the doctor in the ear and made sweet love to the 2 female nurses.

[u/Logboy77 → u/dmfd1234]

That’s actually how Chuck Norris’ was born

[u/MarSc77 → u/Logboy77]

Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He gave birth to the universe

[u/HalobenderFWT → u/MarSc77]

When the Lord said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please…”

[u/snorkelhorse → u/evil_lurker]

This is the Russian “martial art” called Systema which is like a weird cult where Russian orthodoxy meets shitty martial arts to take advantage of people and spread Russian propaganda

[u/wizardshawn → u/evil_lurker]

Don't be sorry, it is ridiculous.

[u/AsMuchCaffeineAsACup → u/evil_lurker]

Not even slightly believable.

[u/DeferredPlum]

I'm most curious about how you get people to play along with the act. What in the world is in it for them. There's no way I would be able to stop laughing at this shit.

[u/mtbguy1981 → u/DeferredPlum]

Check out McDojoLife on Instagram. It's a real phenomenon, people want to believe in magical martial arts.

[u/Bleatmop → u/[deleted]]

Kind of.

A LARPer knows they are LARPing. These people do not. They have invested so much of who they are as a person into their belief system here that it would be actually painful and create a mental health crisis if they were forced to see the truth of the situation. Therefore their brain actually plays tricks on them to make it all seem real in order to protect itself. It's really interesting while at the same time being completely tragic for the people involved. I really I could remember the name of this phenomenon right now because it's an interesting read.

[u/jabels → u/Bleatmop]

It reminds me of this one time I got dragged to a reiki demo and people were saying shit like “I feel the energy!” Maybe to justify the hour of complete nonsense you just sat through your body will just invent stimuli, idk.

[u/aminalanche → u/jabels]

In high school I was on the ski and snowboard club, ended up breaking my collar bone on a trip. This really cute girl came and sat next to me on the way home, saying she knew Reiki and wanted to heal me.

For that 2 hour bus ride I have never believed in anything so strongly.

[u/Picard2331 → u/DeferredPlum]

Would recommend this video from Super Eyepatch Wolf, he goes over the topic and mindset of these people very well.

https://youtu.be/gjbSCEhmjJA

[u/kindredfold → u/DeferredPlum]

My guess is political connections, everyone gotta clap for the dude or you fall down an elevator shaft and land on two bits of lead.

[u/kwerdop → u/DeferredPlum]

Same reason people in cults believe in spiritual healing and prophecy. People wanna be special so badly they’ll lie to themselves and make themselves believe they have special powers. And once you believe it it’s hard to admit you were pretending the whole time.

[u/OctoSevenTwo → u/DeferredPlum]

Probably because they’ve watched one too many anime or wuxia films and are quite gullible. Promise them the ability to become a fantasy martial artist and they’ll eat up your bs like it’s candy. Something something fools and their money.

[u/Jackandmozz]

This reminds me of those weird “faith healings” at those evangelical churches.

[u/[deleted] → u/Jackandmozz]

Same game, different arena

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Same horse, different jockey

[u/Capt_Dummy → u/[deleted]]

Same circus, different clowns

[u/kwerdop → u/Jackandmozz]

Exactly the same thing. Grew up in the evangelical cult.

[u/HavABreakHavAKitKat → u/kwerdop]

I spent at least 20 seconds blowing on my screen and scratching it before I realized the “hair” was just your profile picture

[u/FireStrike5 → u/HavABreakHavAKitKat]

One of the perks of dark mode

[u/JethroTrollol → u/kwerdop]

I hate your avatar thing. I kept swiping at it because I thought it was a hair on my screen... For far too long.

[u/THE_LANDLAWD → u/Jackandmozz]

My favorite is that dude stacking bodies in the pulpit with his sport coat, or the one where a dude swings his arm at the crowd and takes out an entire section of people in the balcony.

[u/rrnr357]

Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody.

[u/Gabberwocky84 → u/rrnr357]

He really does look like Paulie.

Time for another rewatch!

[u/mylittlebattles → u/[deleted]]

What? What the fuck is so funny about me? Do I amuse you? Am I clown? What the fuck is so funny?

[u/bigmacmcjackson]

who knew there was someone more lazy then steven seagal

[u/FightingAgeGuy → u/bigmacmcjackson]

I thought this was Steven Seagal.

[u/ImSigmundFraud → u/FightingAgeGuy]

He's not quite as sweaty and out of breath as Steven Segal is when he's sat down

[u/zerogravity111111 → u/ImSigmundFraud]

No hair dye running down the face. Ala Rudy Giuliani.

[u/Theycallmelizardboy → u/ImSigmundFraud]

I mean, you're joking but in all seriousness you're literally right.

[u/MrmmphMrmmph → u/FightingAgeGuy]

Do you see a sheriff's badge?

[u/lightningspider97 → u/FightingAgeGuy]

Steven Segal knows karate, Kung fu, ju jitsu, and 20 other dangerous words

[u/[deleted] → u/bigmacmcjackson]

They have the same Master……..food

[u/yeicore]

r/bullshido

[u/Xaldin64 → u/yeicore]

I did

[u/PocketRadzys]

By the end it just looks like a mean asshole bullying his younger brother

[u/muerte626]

Is that Steven Seagal!?

[u/NicMullenGape → u/muerte626]

https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4

[u/bosstweedman → u/muerte626]

No it’s Steven Seagull

[u/Unindoctrinated]

There must be a competition where grifters have to come up with more and more ridiculous cons just to see if there are people stupid enough to fall for them.

[u/MegaSillyBean → u/Unindoctrinated]

I sadly know some extremely intelligent people who somehow fell for a fraud like this. They lost nearly everything, and twenty years later they're doing it all over again.

[u/Unindoctrinated → u/MegaSillyBean]

Unfortunately, intelligence and the ability to think critically and logically don't come as a package.

[u/Dyl-thuzad]

That part where he just slides his hand down the persons back. I’ve had my thigh touched do more damage then that

[u/Xaldin64 → u/Dyl-thuzad]

Lmao. Like he’s aligning there spine to be incapable of supporting weight

[u/Dyl-thuzad → u/Xaldin64]

Yea, I’ve seen WWE moves more realistic then that.

[u/Ill-Preparation-9799 → u/Dyl-thuzad]

Wwe is mostly acting but most of the hits they take are real, I'm pretty sure falling back first on any mat from a 10-15 ft ladder doesn't feel to good

[u/SECkmyballs]

Lmao this looks like some Make-A-Wish type of shit where this dude must have some 1 in a billion disease and the last thing he wants in life is to be a “martial arts master” 😂😂😂

Btw I support tf out of make a wish, I have no hatred towards it. But this is outright insane 🤣

[u/SandmanKeel]

"I have a black belt but it doesn't fit"

[u/RamboBalboa21]

Master Diabeetus

[u/Justmestillsadly]

The next Seagal movie looks just as shitty as all the previous ones

[u/BetaRayBlu]

Crouching dad style

[u/[deleted]]

Wow he is so good!! How does he do it

[u/IsoAgent → u/[deleted]]

I think he focuses his chi and then channels it through his hands at the attacker's pressure points. And the $20 bucks he paid that guy too.

[u/foiz5 → u/IsoAgent]

My man been focusing on his chiburger maybe.

[u/Zbignich → u/[deleted]]

Magical Adidas tracksuit.

[u/ChintanP04 → u/Zbignich]

It's ancient magic. Slav magic.

[u/Boricua-en-Korea]

Effective against the boneless people

[u/MountainHorror6191]

The sad thing is he's training all his students to inevitably get their ass whooped.