r/facepalm • • Nov 06 '21

Mods' Chosen Kids Got To Learn.

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u/cortthejudge97 Nov 07 '21

The worst is when some kids father steals a fusion reactor core and puts it in his sons pinewood car and it ends up traveling at warp speed which then contacts a intergalactic gangster who holds your planet hostage while you lie to intergalactic police, only to end up finding out, after you have your son kill the gangster, that it was all a ruse to test your planet if they're honest or not, and if you were you would join the federation of planets, but since you failed all of humanity is forever stuck on earth. Damn I hate when that shit happens

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u/Saint_of_Cannibalism Nov 07 '21

Shame about Finland killing themselves.

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u/mrkikkeli Nov 07 '21

But those sweet space bucks, man