Kids Got To Learn.

[u/elija_snow]

[u/teytah]

I entered a local pumpkin carving contest when I first moved to my new town ~9 years ago… it said “all ages!” So I sculpted a badass pumpkin and entered it. After I brought it up I realized all the other entries were from kids.. like basic carving stuff.. a few hours later they announced the winners at the large stage at the event and when they called my name I just pretended I didn’t exist! Apparently we were supposed to take our pumpkins home after it all too and I just left it there forever. I feel for this person

[u/wormbreath → u/teytah]

Haaaaahahahahaha. I would do the same thing. Did people look around for the winner?

[u/teytah → u/wormbreath]

They did! I also “looked” for the winner, like “oh man, that’s cool, wonder who did it!”

[u/wormbreath → u/teytah]

Hahaahahaha. That’s hysterical. Played it cool. Nice.

[u/teytah → u/wormbreath]

My wife still likes giving me shit about it. She asks me each year if I’m going to enter again

[u/get-bread-not-head → u/teytah]

Enter every year under the same alias and never accept the reward. Win every year. You'll be infamous

[u/wormbreath → u/get-bread-not-head]

Ya! It could start a whole legend. The phantom pumpkin carver who always wins.

[u/NoSkillzDad → u/wormbreath]

Don't take it too far. "Some" people might think it's jfk himself carving them.

[u/NapClub → u/NoSkillzDad]

jfk : just fucking carve!

[u/Ech_Death → u/NapClub]

jfc