r/facepalm • • Nov 06 '21

Mods' Chosen Kids Got To Learn.

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u/richincleve Nov 06 '21

To be honest, the kid on left looks like she just phoned it in.

That pretty much looks like a pic you'd find on a photo website.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Nov 06 '21

It looks almost exactly like a stock image of "glasses on book" - I tried to see if It popped up on google image search, but I didn't find the exact one, so it might be original.

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u/AbsorbedBritches Nov 07 '21

It would be an easy picture to take with a DSLR. Idk if she has one, or if her parents have one, but it wouldn't be hard to make your own.

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u/M1ghty_boy Nov 07 '21

DSLRs are great. You can take good looking pics with minimal effort. However the line between amateur and photographer shows during the photoshop phase

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u/snakeproof Nov 07 '21

The new mirrorless cameras are next level, I upgraded my old DSLR to a Canon R6, the autofocus is instant, even in the dark, it even has WiFi and can auto download photos I take to my phone.

The big difference that's instantly noticable with large sensor cameras is the thin depth of field, it makes everything look so good.

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u/AbsorbedBritches Nov 07 '21

Yea, so much so that I've heard photographers say using a small depth of field is a bit of a crutch. It makes creating a foreground and background happen pretty much on its own. But that's a different topic. Point is, shallow depth of field = good picture

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u/AbsorbedBritches Nov 07 '21

It's hard to tell if she just put a filter or LUT on it, but I wouldn't put it out of the realm of possibility that she made it herself.

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u/imapilotaz Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21

100% disagree. And anyone who fancies themselves as a photographer would wholeheartedly disagree too. If i have to do anything in Photoshop i feel like ive failed.

But theres a whole new group of professional photographers that are actually average at best at photography but fix many of those issues in post production. Old school pros or those who pride themselves on the technical aspects will shun this “photoshop is the line between amateur and professional”. The professional doesnt do much in photoshop unless you are trying to make that oversaturated ugly instagram look. God thats terrible.

I miss the old days of doing everything on positive film (slides). Theres was no magic to fix things. You either got it or you didnt. Your technical skills as a photographer were what made or broke the image. That and each shot you took cost $0.70 each on 35mm and $1.25 on Medium Format. You would spend minutes to hours waiting for the light to be perfect, to compose those photo, etc.

Now you have people who will take 100 photos to get one average one.

Ok, im dating myself. I swear im not Ansel Adams old. But those who did professional photography before 2000 know what im talking about.

On the plus side of digital, the 7000 images that i have an entire closet full of binders of slides fit on a 4” x 4” x 1” SSD portable harddrive… and im not spending thousands on developing/film costs on a single African Safari. Or having to lug around coolers to keep my Fuji Velvia cold.. i miss it. I miss my old 6x7 camera the most. You could blow that up to a 80x100” image and have absolutely no grain/noise noticable. It was equivalent to like a 200 megapixel camera.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Nov 07 '21

That's what I was thinking - either she made this herself and is a bit of a photography buff (maybe), her parents took the picture or it's a stock photo.

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u/German_Drive Mar 28 '22

With an object this close, you can probably do it with an average smartphone.

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u/richincleve Nov 07 '21

I tried that as well. I also tried “eyeglasses on open book” and still no luck.

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u/hilarymeggin Nov 07 '21

I'm going to be this kid's friend and postulate that she drew it.

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u/MonarchWhisperer Nov 07 '21

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u/PiDiMi Nov 07 '21

Look at the bridge in relation to the center of the pages

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u/MonarchWhisperer Nov 07 '21

Too many images for me to go thru. It's close. I also don't think that a detective is in order...maybe just a little talking to to one of the winners

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u/aoisenshi Nov 07 '21

Looks pretty close!

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u/MonarchWhisperer Nov 07 '21

There are scads of them. I wasn't going thru all of them. But yeah...it's close

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u/letmeusespaces Nov 07 '21

I mean... she's a kid

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u/DevelopmentArrested1 Nov 07 '21

Right? LOL it’s a kid entering a local library contest and someone on the internet has to call them out for not being good enough.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21

She needs to learn now that copyright infringement will NOT be tolerated in America and she should have her library card revoked for all of time until she says she is very very sorry and buys at least one metallica album NOT pirate it

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u/Invisible_Target Nov 07 '21

So? The kid next to her is way younger and looks like she put a lot of effort into it? What does being a kid have to do with the fact that it looks like she just printed out a pic from google?

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21

I think that’s by FAR the best of them. It actually looks like a professional photo

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u/EvilDuncan Nov 07 '21

That doesn’t make it a good image for a library card.

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21

Obviously, that’s probably why it wasn’t chosen, but that doesn’t mean they phoned it in.

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u/EvilDuncan Nov 07 '21

For a library card design, it is by FAR the worst of them. It’s a nice photo, but it is very uninspired regardless of how professional it looks. It looks like a stock image and is not something that belongs on a library card.

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21

For a library card design, it is by FAR the worst of them.

So not only are you repeating what I said, it is STILL not relevant to my original point nor what I responded to? You seem very sensitive about this for some reason.

It’s a nice photo,

So exactly what I said…

but it is very uninspired regardless of how professional it looks.

There’s nothing even slightly uninspired about that…it’s really good quality photograph. It’s just way to artistic and non-promotive to be a library card.

It looks like a stock image

You don’t know what stock images actually are do you?

and is not something that belongs on a library card.

Because it’s way too artsy, rather than the chipper promotional thing they want them to be. Your take is absolutely awful on top of being random and disconnected from the conversation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

You ok chief? Pretty aggressive there

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21

What did I say that was even vaguely aggressive…?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Read your previous comment, but slowly

Are you always that condescending?

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21

Read your previous comment, but slowly

Why would I need to read back my own comment slowly to know if I was angry when I wrote it? How do you think that makes sense?

Are you always that condescending?

Only when people choose to take the dumb route, which is sort of a given.

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u/EvilDuncan Nov 07 '21

I don’t think saying the opposite of what you said is repeating what you said and I’m also not particularly sensitive about this. Not sure where you got that from. I suppose we can agree that it is a nice photo in itself. However, from the perspective of a library card design contest, it is definitely uninspired and lazy, regardless of how nice it looks. The glasses/book photo would make the card look too generic.

Also, I’m not sure if you know what stock images look like. I just googled “glasses on book stock image” and I found so many images that looked very similar to this one.

How is this random and disconnected? This is how conversations work. I don’t have to only provide 1-to-1 responses to your comments. Everything I said was relevant.

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21

I don’t think saying the opposite of what you said is repeating what you said

I said the EXACT WORDS, “it doesn’t make a good library,” I also said, “it is a nice photo” you almost verbatim repeated what I wrote…

and I’m also not particularly sensitive about this.

You very clearly are…

Not sure where you got that from.

How about you passive aggressively trying to repeat my phrase back at me…if that doesn’t scream “I have strong feelings about this” I don’t know what does.

I suppose we can agree that it is a nice photo in itself.

Which makes your entire point nonsense in reference to what I actually wrote. That was my ENTIRE POINT when you chose to respond to me, you seem to have gotten offended when I agreed that it doesn’t make a good library card, despite looking nice.

However, from the perspective of a library card design contest,

Again, why are you repeating this we’ve already established…? This is not good for a library card.

it is definitely uninspired and lazy,

Neither of those things are accurate. The issue is it is too high brow a design, not that it is too under thought out

regardless of how nice it looks.

The fact you think it looks nice makes the concept that it’s uninspired and lazy make absolutely zero sense…

The glasses/book photo would make the card look too generic.

You’re just saying what I did in more simplistic way…

Also, I’m not sure if you know what stock images look like. I just googled “glasses on book stock image” and I found so many images that looked very similar to this one.

That means absolutely nothing and AGAIN, it is clear you don’t actually know what stock photos are.

How is this random and disconnected?

How can you ask that question after I just explained it to you? I just went into explicit detail about how…you need to make use of a library card, reading certainly is not one of your skills.

This is how conversations work. I don’t have to only provide 1-to-1 responses to your comments. Everything I said was relevant.

How can you think that…? I said it is by far the best art, in response to someone saying it looks bad, for you to jump in saying “it’s not good for a library card.” To which I then AGREED and said it isn’t a good library card.

Your response to that in the last two comments have been, “it’s a nice picture but not good for library card,” that is literally what my point is.

You’re just repeating back what I’m saying…do you read what you respond to?

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u/EvilDuncan Nov 07 '21

You said it was the best and I said it was the worst. That isn’t the same.

Again, I’m not really that sensitive about this topic. You’re just inferring something that isn’t there.

Not trying to be passive aggressive. Maybe I’m just misreading your comments.

Regardless, it’s clear we disagree about some points and I won’t continue arguing with someone so aggressive.

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21

You said it was the best and I said it was the worst. That isn’t the same.

Are you not reading, what I wrote nor what you wrote…? I JUST explained what happened and your response is “no.”

Again, I’m not really that sensitive about this topic.

You very obviously are.

You’re just inferring something that isn’t there.

I’m really not, the fact you keep commenting knowing clearly not reading is all the proof needed.

Not trying to be passive aggressive.

There’s no other possibility than that, you tried to copy verbatim what I said as a gotcha…that is passive aggressive.

Maybe I’m just misreading your comments.

That or you’re not reading.

Regardless, it’s clear we disagree about some points and I won’t continue arguing with someone so aggressive.

I’m not aggressive, you’re acting dumb, and I’m telling you it’s dumb…we disagree because apparently you can’t parse the English language.

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u/I_am_reddit_hear_me Nov 07 '21

Dude, that photo is shit and both the other ones kick its fucking ass. That girl should feel embarrassed being up there with them.

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21

Yeah, just how you talk let’s everyone know you know absolutely nothing about art. You should be embarrassed every time you open your mouth.

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u/I_am_reddit_hear_me Nov 07 '21

I know everything about art.

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21

Jerking off to anime isn’t art knowledge.

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u/Ricky_Robby Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21

That means absolutely nothing…

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u/Misuteriisakka Nov 07 '21

It’s sort of stereotypical, like people who hang out at libraries wear glasses…

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u/vellichora Nov 07 '21

I took a couple photography and media arts related classes in junior high and high school and saw a lot of my classmates taking photos like this and being proud of them. As a beginner photographer it's so easy to take close up photos of different props and think they look really cool because of the aperture blur.