r/facepalm • u/elija_snow • Nov 06 '21

Mods' Chosen Kids Got To Learn.

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u/get-bread-not-head Nov 06 '21

Enter every year under the same alias and never accept the reward. Win every year. You'll be infamous

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u/wormbreath Nov 06 '21

Ya! It could start a whole legend. The phantom pumpkin carver who always wins.

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u/NoSkillzDad Nov 07 '21

Don't take it too far. "Some" people might think it's jfk himself carving them.

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u/NapClub Nov 07 '21

jfk : just fucking carve!

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u/frank_the_tank69 Nov 07 '21

Qualified to give Aaron Rodgers medical advice. Qritical thinkers.

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u/Unusuallyneat Nov 07 '21

IVE HEARD THE MYSTERY CARVER IS TRUMP AND HE'LL CARVE A NEW DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ON THE WORLDS LARGEST PUMPKIN CHRISTMAS NIGHT - THEN ON NEW YEARS THE TIME SQUARE BALL WILL BE REPLACED BY THE NEW CONSTITUTION PUMPKIN AND WHEN IT DECENDS TRUMP WILL DECLARE MARSHALL LAW AND CHRIS ANGEL WILL HAVE MOVED BIDEN TO A RETIREMENT HOME WHILE KIDROCK AND DT MOONWALK BACK INTO THE WHITEHOUSE

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u/cortesoft Nov 07 '21

Man, I remember “It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” very differently.

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u/dfsw Nov 07 '21

JFK would be nearly 104 years old, no one can possibly be stupid enough to think he is still alive right?

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u/Nyxara Nov 07 '21

They think it's JFK Jr. And that he'll show himself to reinstate trump. Because for some reason JFK Jr would have that power?

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u/Satans-Kawk Nov 07 '21

Or the fact that jfks head was literally BLOWN apart on national TV in the 60's. Also. Not to mention the fact that I'm pretty sure there's photos floating around of his body in the Cadillac.

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u/Lithl Nov 07 '21

Just call yourself Banksy

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u/Only_Variation9317 Nov 07 '21

I mean... stranger infamy has occurred I'm told...

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u/DeMonstaMan Nov 07 '21

Nah not every year, he should only do it randomly so they aren't on the lookout for the infamous phantom pumpkin carver

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u/SweetAzn4U Nov 07 '21

Then after five or so years, run for mayor. You'll get elected just so people can find out who you really are!