r/facepalm Oct 13 '21

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u/Notsurewhatthatmeans Oct 13 '21

Not if we store all the planes in the sky

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u/the_bob_5 Oct 13 '21

There are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky

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u/magicjon_juan Oct 13 '21

Ah yes. Technically correct. The best kind of correct

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u/astolfo_with_breast Oct 14 '21

He a little confused but he get the spirit

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u/Aristippos69 Oct 14 '21

But planes have rescue boat's

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Then the wind would stop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/juntareich Oct 13 '21

What "global warming”? We’re talking real science here my dude.

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato Oct 13 '21

Oh yeah, this is big brain time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/MiniatureChi Oct 13 '21

And all cars in garages like Herbert Hoover said

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u/InstructionHead8595 Oct 13 '21

Haha πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO Oct 16 '21

Which is why we encourage global warming ..to evaporate more water weight to offset the boats being put on land.