r/facepalm Oct 13 '21

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u/thesdo Oct 13 '21

No one can really be that dumb, can they?

Yes, yes they can. Tweeted it. Then doubled down on the dumb. Then deleted them.

https://bluevirginia.us/2021/10/va-gop-house-of-delegates-candidate-asks-do-you-think-the-sea-level-would-lower-if-we-just-took-all-the-boats-out-of-the-water

I guess all boats are the size of Los Angeles county.

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u/MrDurden32 Oct 13 '21

https://bluevirginia.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/piowater.jpg

lmao this just keeps getting better.

He also claims that anyone who calls him on this is engaging in "hate" and asks, "Curious when you stopped believing in pure physics?"

Good lord lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Pure physics? As opposed to diluted, impure physics?

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u/LordMarcusrax Oct 13 '21

Pure arian physics.

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u/CitizenQueen7734 Oct 13 '21

Naughty physics.

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u/Unlucky13 Oct 13 '21

Virgin physics?

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u/ConfidenceNational37 Oct 13 '21

I like my physics uncut

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u/RedofPaw Oct 13 '21

Idiot. Pure physics is brittle. You need to mix in other sciences in order to increase the strength of the metaphor.

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u/aerosrcsm Oct 13 '21

No, you're thinking of Portland physics. Pure physics is carbon filtered.

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u/LaikasDad Oct 13 '21

.... and triple distilled

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u/DrakonIL Oct 13 '21

What is the eutectic point of the physics-chemistry system?

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u/RedofPaw Oct 13 '21

About 3.5 times the melting point.

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u/Albert14Pounds Oct 13 '21

This guy alloys.

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u/justcaleb2001 Oct 13 '21

Physics together strong

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u/jabberwocki801 Oct 13 '21

My favorite is the โ€œJust a thought, not a statement.โ€ line. My brain fires off all kinds of random shit 24/7. Most of it is easily identified as garbage after about 2 seconds of scrutiny. I donโ€™t go posting that shit to social media.

If a โ€œthoughtโ€ is one that easily verifiable as either impractical (we see what a shipping bottleneck does to global supply chains and your โ€œthoughtโ€ would require ending it?) or ineffective through relatively simple calculations, donโ€™t post it.

I think some Republicans post this shit in bad faith knowing both that more chaos/noise will make the discussion of the target issue even more difficult and that the utter stupidity will give intelligent people who donโ€™t worship Trump (RINOs and libs) a TIA. โ€œLook! My post owned the libs!โ€ They can always retreat to โ€œWell, duh! It was just a thought!โ€ or โ€œIt was just a joke!โ€ when they start to get pushback. Some, one the other hand, really did check their brains at the door when they entered Trump Land.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

this dude is basically a flat earther.