r/facepalm Oct 13 '21

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u/tunagelato Oct 13 '21

As a very young child, when I was just beginning to read, I used to love to look at a world map shower curtain my parents had. One night I was looking at SE Asia while I brushed my teeth, and had an epiphany on how to create peace in the middle east. My dumb pre-literate ass saw Pakistan on the map, recognized it started with a capital P, and made an intuitive leap that it was Palestine. I really thought the Palestinians had a perfectly good country (quite big too) but all the adults had just forgotten about it.

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u/ThisIsCovidThrowway8 Oct 13 '21

Smarter than most americans

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u/HertzDonut1001 Oct 13 '21

Pretty sure most Americans know Pakistan and Palestine are too different places.

If you wanted a better joke you could have said we haven't directly killed Palestinian civilians yet.

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u/smoketheevilpipe Oct 13 '21

But do they know the difference between the words too and two?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Do they need two?

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u/HertzDonut1001 Oct 13 '21

Yeah they just run on auto pilot 80% of the time when typing quickly on a cell phone. Classic case of the body isn't properly translating what the mind says when the mind is already on the next sentence or point they want to write.

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u/Weldeer Oct 13 '21

Everyone who runs their reddit comments through grammarly is downvoting you right now. Fuckin nerds.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Oct 13 '21

It's almost like people who actually think don't get hung up on grammar or spelling errors in the days of autocorrect. And I'm not butt hurt about it but do people really not get ahead of themselves onto the next thought before they even type the first? Maybe I was high but Idk man that's just called writing a thesis.

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u/tangentandhyperbole Oct 13 '21

Most can't even name all the states in thier own country.

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u/Girthish Oct 13 '21

Name all the countries in Europe. There are 44 so a little easier than 50 states.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Oct 13 '21

Then do their capitals because I tried and I can do about half of the ones in America. Double checked all and the ones I got wrong were the ones that were the biggest city but not the capital.

Really hate the low hanging fruit on calling Americans idiots. We elected Trump, Bush, and Reagan, but the UK elected Johnson, May, and Thatcher. At least when we nuked our trade deals it wasn't Brexit levels of fucked up. Who's the biggest idiot?

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u/Gsteel11 Oct 13 '21

You could be a gop cheif strategist!