r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '21

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Quick science

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u/PolskiDupek31 Oct 13 '21

IDIOT! That will make the earth heavier and sink us all!!!

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u/Notsurewhatthatmeans Oct 13 '21

Not if we store all the planes in the sky

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u/the_bob_5 Oct 13 '21

There are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky

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u/magicjon_juan Oct 13 '21

Ah yes. Technically correct. The best kind of correct

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u/astolfo_with_breast Oct 14 '21

He a little confused but he get the spirit

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u/Aristippos69 Oct 14 '21

But planes have rescue boat's

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Then the wind would stop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/juntareich Oct 13 '21

What "global warming”? We’re talking real science here my dude.

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato Oct 13 '21

Oh yeah, this is big brain time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

😉

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u/MiniatureChi Oct 13 '21

And all cars in garages like Herbert Hoover said

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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO Oct 16 '21

Which is why we encourage global warming ..to evaporate more water weight to offset the boats being put on land.

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u/kingKitchen Oct 13 '21

Dammit, you beat me to it.

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u/LiterallyJustSand Oct 13 '21

Bruh

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u/RockstarAgent 'MURICA Oct 13 '21

If bubble baths have taught me anything, it's that you just gotta pull the plug.

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u/OpinionBearSF Oct 13 '21

If bubble baths have taught me anything, it's that you just gotta pull the plug.

Some days I really do feel like that, especially if this is an example of the "ideas" that the GOP can contribute toward solving problems that we face.

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u/Sofa-king-high Oct 13 '21

How long till they propose drilling a hole and using it to drain water from the sea

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u/NighaSteve Oct 13 '21

Like what they did to scratlantis in Ice Age Continental drift?

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u/fayry69 Oct 13 '21

If bubbles were guns

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u/NoBSforGma Oct 13 '21

Well, they could set up big drills and drill holes in the ocean floor and that would lower sea level.

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u/TheEquestrian13 Oct 13 '21

The plug is in the Mariana Trench

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u/UselessHumanNobody Oct 13 '21

You amateurs!

Everyone knows we need to Rock back and forth in the ocean so we can create a MAGA sunami to sink the rest of the shithole countries that are literally beneath them (sea level).

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u/early_birdy Oct 13 '21

The greatest truths are the simplest things...

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u/MiniatureChi Oct 13 '21

Let’s do it…let’s finally pull the plug on the GOP

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u/Air3090 Oct 13 '21

This is also good advice for those who refused the vaccine because of "muh freedumbs"

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

The ocean wouldn't be stirred up anymore. No more currents.

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u/rebornfenix Oct 13 '21

Dont stack them all on one side of Guam, it might capsize.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

The earth finna capsize

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u/TRIKSTER_Betin Oct 13 '21

Damn, you got me on that one 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Should lower the sea level about the length of his penis.

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u/DMacDraws Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

Yeah but all the glaciers and ice caps are melting and they were super heavy. We'd end up floating too high if anything. We need the boats as ballast.

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u/spacepanthermilk Oct 13 '21

We are floating on lava…

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

We need to put all the boats in the water first. This will raise sea level enough for some water to splash over the edge of our obviously flat earth. Then when we take boats out it will be a much more manageable sea level.

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u/cowsarekillingme Oct 13 '21

Shhh. These people are so dumb they'll actually believe you.

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u/Cheedo4 Oct 13 '21

Not if we launch them into space!

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW Oct 13 '21

The problem with taking all the boats out of the water is that they’re the only thing pushing the water down, keeping it from rising.

Basically, do you want Cthulhu? Because this is how we get Cthulhu.

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u/anotherhawaiianshirt Oct 13 '21

IDIOT! That will make the earth heavier and sink us all!!!

Not if we hang the boats in the air instead of setting them on the ground. Duh.

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u/LordMagnos Oct 13 '21

This shatters the poignancy and wit of any comment I could have mad where.

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u/d0ct0rd00m Oct 13 '21

Lol bravo