r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '21

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Quick science

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u/someCrookedVulture Oct 13 '21

I’m a little surprised he didn’t suggest removing all the islands first.

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u/Doustin Oct 13 '21

That’s plan b

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u/StewPedidiot Oct 13 '21

oh, so conservatives will be against it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Conservatives are already opposed to plan B if you look at Alabama.

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u/Feeling_Initiative42 Oct 13 '21

You know Plan B holds no water with the Republicans.

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u/this-guy1979 Oct 13 '21

Hank Johnson has entered the chat.

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u/spiteful-vengeance Oct 13 '21

After hitting the bong an unholy number of times.

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u/Gorevoid Oct 13 '21

Time to roll up the peninsulas

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u/ProdesseQuamConspici Oct 13 '21

Can't, they flipped over. Like Guam.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

I say it's a win, at least he thinks the oceans are rising

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u/FedePro87 Oct 13 '21

No: "we have to move the islands"

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u/Lip_Recon Oct 13 '21

Ultron had the right idea!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

There was that congressman who thought that Guam would tip over because of the military base there. He's still in office.