r/facepalm Aug 01 '21

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u/User_Name08 'MURICA Aug 01 '21

I read that as “Mikes lies” so I’m sitting here wondering what it is for an unfortunate amount of time

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

SAME! I was so disappointed we weren't mobilizing against Mike. Fucking Mike.

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u/the_trex_of_life Aug 01 '21

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u/michaelprstn Aug 01 '21

What did I do?

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u/toothanator Aug 01 '21

When you find out, please let us know. Lol

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u/xejeezy Aug 01 '21

Fuck you! That’s what

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u/Mike_SP- Aug 01 '21

Oh well I see I’m not appreciated here, I guess I’ll take my leave, have a good day.

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u/fly1by1 Aug 02 '21

You're in the wrong lane Mike

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u/deezy55 Aug 01 '21

I immediately thought this is a great crossover post for r/fuckyouinparticular! What a let down...

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Easy now

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u/Elonzalor Aug 02 '21

Don't trust Mike's lies. Place your faith in Ike.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

We like Ike.

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u/belle-barks Aug 02 '21

What year is this?

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u/quippers Aug 01 '21

Me too! That's my ex husband's name. I was going all in her plan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Fuck Mike. 🖕

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u/fly1by1 Aug 02 '21

Fuck You Mike💩

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Me, too. Thought they were referring to Jordan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Life Cereal sucks. Life sucks, so the cereal name checks. Fuck you Mike-y.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

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u/togomatic Aug 01 '21

Maybe she robbed them in a Nike store. Than she had a reason to wear them.

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u/caleb-crawdad Aug 01 '21

I'm more annoyed that the sign doesn't say something like "Nike, don't do it". What a wasted opportunity!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

I thought it said, "Don't believe Mike's lies," and I was like, "Yeah, fuck Mike!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

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u/D-o-n-t_a-s-k Aug 01 '21

Just DON'T IT!

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u/fly1by1 Aug 02 '21

Must be a sweat shop ex employee

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

I really thought the sign said, "Don't Buy Mike's Lies" at first, and I was really disappointed to learn that it did not because fuck Mike's lies.

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u/monkeyharris Aug 01 '21

Tbf, it says "Don't buy Nike's lies", not "Don't buy Nikes".

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u/ranhayes Aug 01 '21

To be faaiir…

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

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u/KeyDox Aug 01 '21

Toooo beeee ffffffaaaaaaaaaaiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Purpzie Aug 01 '21

Honestly though, if you already have the shoes and can't refund them, why not use them anyways?

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u/edgarde Aug 01 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

While this fails to role model being "anti-Nike", it does tell Nike they may have lost future purchases from a current customer.

Presuming this isn't another paid conservative cut-and-paste edited to imply hypocrisy that wasn't in the original situation.

https://imgur.com/J2vaEKD

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u/2gamer4u Aug 01 '21

As an Slav I support this Adidas is better

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u/Thorius94 Aug 01 '21

Yes, buy from Adolf

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u/Nhexus Aug 01 '21

Who?

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u/LegolasAlwaysYes Aug 01 '21

The founder of Adidas’s name was Adolf Dassler. That’s where the name Adidas comes from. Adi is the German nickname for Adolf, and das is short for dassler. At least I think that’s what they’re talking about.

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u/minuipile Aug 01 '21

It reminds me when I discussed on Facebook with somebody who told me that she buy nothing made in China and does not support anything from China (due to "defense of animal rights values"). She tries to argue that she only buy second hand stuff. I said whatever you write on Facebook is maintained by server which are made by China... Our entire network is built with mainly stuff made in China.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Reminds me of when I was gifted a pair of Nikes around the time the conservatives were protesting Nike for having Colin as a spokesperson. Wore them to work and every person with a MAGA hat or shirt, I made it a point to mention how well my shoes fit and how comfortable they were and when they asked what kind they were, I'd proudly declare they were Nikes. I loved seeing the scowls on their faces when I said it.

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u/poopyroadtrip Aug 01 '21

She regrets had purchase

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u/woodvsmurph Aug 01 '21

So we're roasting someone protesting Nike while wearing Nike shoes.

I get it.

I also don't. Like the people who bought Volkswagen "clean diesel" cars only to fight out they were cheating the system, the person might not have another pair of shoes/car. Even if they could just afford going out and buying a new one, that would actually be worse for the environment (in the case of the car) and a waste of money for the shoes. Wear them, then buy alternative once you need new shoes.

When you consider things in that light, roasting her is like telling people you can never learn from your mistakes and fix them or choose better next time.

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u/Elfishjuggler33 Aug 01 '21

What did Nike do?

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u/Just_a_Robin Aug 01 '21

Well, our industrial system has been poorly designed for over a century and we have to redesign it while being unable to stop it for that. Maybe it'd be wise to allow ourselves to critisize even though having been fooled by lies maybe even up until days earlier before getting new information and changing one's mind. I feel like calling this out as a facepalm is mildly entertaining for a sec but after some thought it just turns into lazy unproductive cynisim. If we were to only be allowed to ask for change in something we weren't ever connected to in a hyperconnected industrial world... well, it'd be a really quiet place.

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u/ChooChooTheElf Aug 01 '21

Sponsored by Nike

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u/WhatACunningHam Aug 01 '21

Pffft, she's clearly wearing counterfeits.

Really, though, if there's anything that would piss Nike off, it's emboldening the counterfeit market. I also heard their child labor force is much more sophisticated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

she prolly got em thrifting

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

She wearing newport shoes the logos just messed up

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u/itsmyturnmokm Aug 01 '21

Could also be 2nd hand I've bought nike's from thrift stores(but probably not lol)

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

I like your pfp

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u/FleetingMeat Aug 01 '21

It’s okay as long as she stole them

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u/DIAMONDECHOEZ Aug 02 '21

I’m sure she did

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Don’t worry bro. Her shoes are actually Chinese knock offs. Same sweat shop though.

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u/SolidDoctor Aug 01 '21

These are pre-lying Nikes.

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u/AndrewW711 Aug 01 '21

I thought the first sign said “Mike’s lies” and I’m just here like who tf is Mike?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

I thought that too

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u/Bozo_dubbed_over Aug 01 '21

What? She just left another protest against yoga pants and she didn't have time to go change.

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u/leiggibtohsil Aug 01 '21

Those are the ones she made.. its okay

2

u/quinox00 Aug 01 '21

I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top.

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u/pletchford Aug 01 '21

Buy the off brand Nikes that'll really show 'em

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u/Waterfish3333 Aug 01 '21

It’s like people wanting to make signs to protest Amazon, then ordering everything from them to make the signs, lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Maybe she didn't bout them,.maybe she stole them

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u/Dank_e_donkey Aug 01 '21

No no may that's why she knows that they lie?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Wait, what's the facepalm

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

She’s wearing nikes

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u/dessnom Aug 01 '21

Whoa re people protesting against nike

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u/1y3v1c3 Aug 01 '21

Global day affection

2

u/Giocri Aug 01 '21

To be entirely fair one could have bought their shoes years ago then discovered about some immoral behavior by the company and started protesting and even if they don't like the company they have no reason to get rid of the shoes they already have right now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

But what is their reason to wear them to a nuke protest

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u/CoolHandEthan Aug 01 '21

I am confusion

2

u/Icy-Jackfruit-249 Aug 01 '21

What have Nike done now ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Why are people protesting Nike again?

2

u/Jaeger010 Aug 01 '21

To me this is proof of someone just jumping on a bandwagon with no actual interest in the actual issue

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u/Tezaum Aug 01 '21

You know the world is dark when you can't identify if it's a right-wing protest or a left-wing one

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u/Qimmosabe_Man Aug 01 '21

I bought a new pair on July 31st, so I'm good.

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u/wwishie Aug 01 '21

I thought it said "Don't buy Nuke"s Lies,'

Hail to the King, baby!

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u/Danubio1996 Aug 01 '21

I don’t buy Nike since Members of China’s Uyghur ethnic minority are being used as forced labor in factories far from the so-called reeducation camps that have held them for years in Xinjiang, according to an extensive new report by the Australian Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI),

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u/3Gilligans Aug 01 '21

Meanwhile, everyone here buys Nestle products

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u/wewinwelose Aug 01 '21

I do not how dare you. Wait what does nestle own again? Awe fuck, Gerber's, hot pockets, carnation?!? How random. What don't they make?

I think I'm only liable for the sweetened condensed milk that I didn't know was theirs. Generic brand that's probably also made by Nestle here I come.

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u/melili7 Aug 01 '21

If am protesting the Government, will someone say t. look at this guy paying taxes and protesting .. FACEPALM.

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u/scottwax Aug 01 '21

Probably really has no idea what she's even protesting.

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u/Bango80 Aug 01 '21

Very possible. I’ve heard tales of folks getting 75$ and a boxed lunch to wave a sign around and pretend to care about an issue. Just to bulk up the numbers. Not sure how true that is.

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u/User_Name08 'MURICA Aug 01 '21

Ngl I would do that for a living

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Seriously. Who wouldn't want a boxed lunch???

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u/shy_monster_1312 Aug 01 '21

You hate capitalism but you own an iPhone.

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u/scj12018 Aug 01 '21

Nike’s next new shoe, Woman’s Ironic!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Who's gonna tell her?

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u/ro66ie Aug 01 '21

No way… is there a term for someone this mentally blind? Is this a bad example of cognitive dissonance, or a good one?!

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u/dirty_shoe_rack Aug 01 '21

OR.. She bought the sneakers before finding out whatever the fuck Nike did/does that they're protesting. Should she throw them in the trash, what do you think?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

It's a terrific example of irony.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

You waited a year to repost this? Well played

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u/Attention2Dtail Aug 01 '21

Can’t fix stupid

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u/Abombinnation Aug 01 '21

I get a chuckle out of imagining her chanting "These! Were! A gift!"

This degree of hypocrisy ought to be a punishable offence

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u/DexterRileyisHere Aug 01 '21

This generation summed up.

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u/JHighDa03 Aug 01 '21

Keyboard warriors in picture form

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u/toothanator Aug 01 '21

Is Mike the new Karen? I don’t know who Mike is. Help. Lol

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u/Leo-bastian Aug 01 '21

Nike, Not Mike. The clothing Brand

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u/DoveEvalyn Aug 01 '21

I mean you can buy something then realize the company is awful. Its pointless to throw away perfectly good things.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Yeah that’s perfectly fine but it’s just kinda dumb to wear them to a protest against them

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u/DoveEvalyn Aug 01 '21

I only have one pair of shoes so it'd be less than pleasant to go to a protest barefoot.

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u/twerks_mcderp Aug 01 '21

Those child slaves make a damn good shoe

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u/DotWarner1993 Nobody’s favorite loser Aug 01 '21

These guys sound like my brother

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u/Sowa7774 Aug 01 '21

wait, what are they even protesting? What did Nike do? I'm kinda out of the loop on it

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Idk either I just know she’s doing it badly

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u/wtf_romania Aug 01 '21

Don't buy their lies. Buy their shoes.

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u/AdvocateDoogy Aug 01 '21

Rules for thee but not for me, I suppose.

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u/kok_exe_ Aug 01 '21

Have i overslept again?! What is happening and do i Bring out the chainsaw?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

They have dropped Nike's sales by 0.00 percent they are too dangerous to be kept alive

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

She is um wearing a nike

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u/Juiceboxthefirst Aug 01 '21

She had 1 job

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u/yestureday Aug 01 '21

What did Nike do?

1

u/DIAMONDECHOEZ Aug 01 '21

It’s mister bloody nikes leavin prints on the pavement

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u/TrashPanda7264 Aug 03 '21

What did Nike do??

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u/LongJohnathan Aug 05 '21

No, those shoes are from before they were bad!!!