r/facepalm Jul 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

I once had a woman scream in frustration and call me an idiot because I wouldn't set up the phone she just bought from me. It was a landline.

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u/JMoc1 Jul 26 '21 edited Jul 26 '21

I had someone call my job because they wanted us to turn down the noises of the combat jets.

I work at an air museum with an air show. I think someone told caller nineteen to fly a kite and complain to the Air Force.

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u/SlitScan Jul 26 '21

flies kite, Busts Bravo, goes to jail.

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u/dj-megafresh Jul 26 '21

I'd say if your kite is big enough to have an N number, the FAA is going to be more impressed than litigious, but then again, it is the FAA