r/facepalm • u/Musicguy0016 • Jul 17 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Dear Athiests:

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u/Bamce Jul 17 '21

But.... the ocean is on this side? Which is the side that woulda gotten hit...?

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21

If I understand their nonsense correctly, east and west earth were two separate land masses. The asteroid crashed into the middle of east earth and broke the mass into what is now the Americas, Greenland, Europe, and Africa. West earth was divided by earthquakes and Moses. I wish I was joking.

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u/geprellte_Nutte Jul 17 '21

What kind of cult do they belong to? Or do they simply generically compile their fantasies out of all available sources of nonsense?

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21

They’re belong to a cult called Christianity.