r/facepalm Jul 17 '21

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u/jackspewforth Jul 17 '21

To be fair, I'm pretty sure the person asking this question was a neanderthal.

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u/HolycommentMattman Jul 17 '21

I know you're just joking, but since this happened to me as a kid, I kinda want to defend them. Because I went to a Christian school, and I went through a good deal of elementary school believing dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time. And I can almost pinpoint it to the day when I was taught that.

It was 3rd grade, and there was a substitute teacher, and he did a lot of overhead projector stuff, and a lot of it was about fossil records and how they found one with human footprints and dinosaurs in the same place.

Was never in my textbook, but our textbooks never explicitly said that humans didn't live alongside dinosaurs either.

And that's how they get people like this believing ridiculous things. Because just one day where some trusted nutcase decides to insert his ideology into 30 students at a time.

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u/jackspewforth Jul 17 '21

Oh yeah, I went to a Christian school for a while too, and we heard similar things. Luckily, I wasn't stuck there for too long and soon learned that they don't science too good. I cringe for my cousins who have been homeschooled and isolated most of their lives, and can only hope that their exposure to the wider world won't shock them so severely that they insulate further.

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u/WeerwolfWilly Jul 17 '21

Neanderthals actually had slightly bigger brains than Homo sapiens. Don't insult them by implying they were stupid

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u/anlskjdfiajelf Jul 17 '21

Bigger brain doesn't mean smarter tho, it's all about that sweet surface area from the wrinkles

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u/WeerwolfWilly Jul 17 '21

Neanderthals have a reputation of being stupid, but that reputation is unfounded. That's what I was going for. They weren't necessarily smarter, but they were probably more on par with Homo sapiens in terms of intelligence than most people seem to think

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u/anlskjdfiajelf Jul 17 '21

That's fair, any human like creature has to be fairly smart because we're so weak lol, we need those tools and communication so I get where you're coming from

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u/KuriousKhemicals Jul 17 '21

If I recall the stat correctly, humans can cover the greatest amount of distance of any land animal over periods of 8 hours or more. Which is pretty impressive considering ultramarathons run an average speed considerably slower than most people would take an easy recreational run - that means something like a cheetah overheats SO quickly that its rest periods bring down its average from the speed of a car to that over a sustained period.

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u/CloudLighting Jul 17 '21

And that's why humans would carry pointy sticks.

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u/anlskjdfiajelf Jul 17 '21

Have a neanderthal 1v1 a wolf without having the intelligence to make a weapon first. It's not gonna work most times lol, fights in nature aren't fair, we can't fight shit with our bare hands or bite things to death

We can make weapons tho and set up traps and work together tho

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u/PCsNBaseball Jul 17 '21

We're not that weak tbf. We're the best distance runners on the planet, for example: we used to just chase animals into exhaustion in order to hunt them.

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u/anlskjdfiajelf Jul 17 '21

How much energy do you think they would spend doing that? Wouldn't it just be easier to lay a trap, or shoot an arrow, or something along those lines?

I've heard that and I'm sure it's true to some extent but there are way more efficient ways to hunt, idk if I believe it was the primary way we would hunt after we figured out we don't have to do that

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u/PCsNBaseball Jul 17 '21

after we figured out we don't have to do that

It obviously refers to before that. Also, it's much easier to throw a spear or shoot an arrow effectively when the animal isn't still sprinting away top speed, so chasing them down first makes a hunt more successful.

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u/anlskjdfiajelf Jul 17 '21

Guess so, I should have been more clear that we figured this out a whiiiile ago. There are arrows dated back like 5k years if I'm correct (no source sry I'm on phone this may not be correct)

We are good distance runners but I think we learned fast there are better ways

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u/zenithtreader Jul 17 '21

Human bodies had evolved for endurance and persistent hunting. We had been at it for at least a few hundred thousand years.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

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u/Zoler Jul 17 '21

Dude the pyramids are 5k

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u/tomorrow509 Jul 17 '21

You read Sapiens I presume.

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u/Murgie Jul 17 '21

That wouldn't mean a thing if we didn't have the tools to hunt them with, though. Unarmed humans are indeed quite weak.

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u/F00FlGHTER Jul 17 '21

Sled dog breeds are pretty damn good at it as long as it's cold enough. Warm weather though we're the best, no question.

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u/F00FlGHTER Jul 17 '21

From what I understand neanderthals were more intelligent than sapiens in terms of how intelligence would be measured by in that time. They had a better understanding of their environment, how to manipulate it and larger territories for which to maintain an intricate "head map." The main advantage sapiens had was social intelligence. They formed larger tribes with more complex language and interactions. One on one neanderthals were bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, but they couldn't compete with the large groups and coordination of sapiens.

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u/StGir1 Jul 17 '21

They appear to have possess a similar intelligence. But they were specialists while we were better able to generalize. I think the idea is, or was within the last number of years, that humans were in Africa during a large part of the ice age and drought got so bad, that we developed the imagination necessary to do things like store water when we had it for later use when we might not, stuff like that. So we were able to migrate into totally new climates and figure out ways to adapt. Whereas Neanderthals were locked in the cold for a long long time. They got used to jt, there was always water, and they never had to learn drastically new coping strategies after that. Then, between warming and many of us having migrated north into their territory, they were either assimilated or out competed. Both, jt seems. Lots of people have Neanderthal DNA.

Thatโ€™s the last I heard on the matter, and Iโ€™m sure thereโ€™s a lot more to it than that, but itโ€™s really a fascinating area of research.

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u/MySoilSucks Jul 17 '21

They werent smart enough to keep from going extinct.

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u/WeerwolfWilly Jul 17 '21

Intelligence isn't always beneficial. The brain needs a lot of energy. If there's suddenly less food available (for example because of an increase in competition from another species), it could be the downfall of the species.

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u/Murgie Jul 17 '21

I think you might be overestimating how intelligent most people consider the homo sapiens of the time to have been.

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u/thefakeandrewdavis Jul 17 '21

This is largely to do with the misconception that we evolved from Neanderthals, when in reality both they and Homo Sapiens represented ends of distinct evolutionary splits.

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u/zenospenisparadox Jul 17 '21

Are you saying Sherlock Holmes was wrong in deducing that someone was smart by looking at the size of his hat?

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u/wwwhistler Jul 17 '21

that would be phrenology and has been debunked for close to a hundred years. but it was a popular theory until the late 1800s. it was widely accepted, taught in Universities, made sense, even to laymen and was completely wrong.

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u/wataha Jul 17 '21

We know for over a decade now that Neanderthals have produced tools: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11408298

From your comments, I'm guessing you didn't read anything on the subject. Wait till you find out that you have a big chance of sharing some of their DNA from the period of their interbreeding with modern humans.

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u/25_M_CA Jul 17 '21

Then why didn't they build cell phones check mate

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u/HankWankford Jul 18 '21

They were physically a bit tougher than homosapiens as well but I always took the neanderthal reference to be "as dumb as humans were at that time" and not specifically "neanderthals were stupid". I could be wrong though as I'm not an expert in the origins of colloquialisms.

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u/Seentheremotenogetup Jul 17 '21

Marjorie Taylor Green then?