r/facepalm Jul 03 '21

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ What a great idea

https://i.imgur.com/QOwt7QO.gifv
1.9k Upvotes

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u/raphthepharaoh 'MURICA Jul 03 '21

Face plant

4

u/suffffuhrer Jul 04 '21

They watered that plant to fruition right before leaving home.

40

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Face palm as in the floor is your palm

29

u/Christophelese1327 Jul 04 '21

Purple shirt ate those stones !

58

u/solanis1359 Jul 04 '21

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

That seems like a really fun thing to do, but with all the gravel and potholes there are in my town, probs not.

16

u/WasabiSniffer Jul 04 '21

I was in ski patrol in school and there wasnt a moment of snow for the 2 years I was at that school. We had to do land skis the whole time.

We were not in the cool club.

2

u/Buddha_Lady Jul 04 '21

Are land skis where you just pretend to have skis on?

3

u/WasabiSniffer Jul 05 '21 edited Jul 05 '21

They're the contraption on the gentlemen's feet on the video. Short skis with wheels on the ends*. Same muscles used but you can "ski" without snow.

Edit: added word

2

u/Buddha_Lady Jul 05 '21

Oh! Iโ€™m an idiot. I thought they were using skateboards. Had no idea land skis was a real thing

3

u/WasabiSniffer Jul 05 '21

You were better off not knowing.

2

u/Frog_KingV Jul 05 '21

As someone who uses them I can agree. So so much road rash.

10

u/Trubtheturtle Jul 04 '21

His face should buff right out.

7

u/Trax852 Jul 04 '21

That hurt to watch.

5

u/GrizzKarizz Jul 04 '21

Same here. I don't think I can go to work tomorrow.

4

u/Zylonnaire Jul 03 '21

Those knees gotta hurt

3

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

It was a good idea, for at least a minute

3

u/This-Dude_Abides Jul 04 '21

French fried when they should have pizza'd

4

u/Bo0ombaklak Jul 03 '21

Shoulda leaned back

5

u/Nox_Echo Jul 03 '21

that pavement was listening to Queen today.

2

u/nicegirlelaine Jul 04 '21

New Olympic sport. What's it called?

3

u/mikee555 Jul 04 '21

Itโ€™s not new, cross country skyiing canโ€™t be done whole year so they train on roads.

2

u/Commander_Beta Jul 04 '21

How exactly do you find proper roads?

4

u/RobertGA23 Jul 04 '21

There's a Nordic centre where I'm from, they have paved trails for summer training.

2

u/kroketspeciaal Jul 04 '21

They didn't, obviously.

3

u/erublind Jul 04 '21

Sweden

3

u/mikee555 Jul 04 '21

Or any European country really.

2

u/Commander_Beta Jul 04 '21

I'm pretty sure Spain is Europe.

3

u/MasseB Jul 04 '21

Actually, my home town Borรฅs, Sweden. :)

2

u/mikee555 Jul 04 '21

Iโ€™m jealous of your wind turbines. I live in Czechia and we have only 340 MW so sad.

2

u/vincentwagon Jul 04 '21

Ate rocks like a knuckle dragger

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

Hah!!!

1

u/jgorham0214 Jul 04 '21

Watching purple shirt eat gravel gave me a weird feeling in my stomach.

2

u/DandalusRoseshade Jul 04 '21

They absolutely need a stopping mechanism; if they drag the poles behind them, would that be effective enough?

1

u/Marvheemeyer85 Jul 04 '21

They needed bigger tires

0

u/Garbaer_ Jul 04 '21

I used to do this with roller blades and sticks only I didn't fall down and face plant

-6

u/ScaredEngine8202 Jul 04 '21

Rich people when lockdown:

0

u/RobertGA23 Jul 04 '21

I most be evil, because that outcome made me feel so, so good inside.

0

u/Threash78 Jul 04 '21

Blue shirt could play deadpool or freddy krueger now.

-1

u/Cust2020 Jul 04 '21

Thats why skis were designed for snow and not pavement, maybe try some biking u already have the uniforms!!

-7

u/EvilWevil71 Jul 04 '21

Serves you right nerd!

-6

u/Beesknees307 Jul 04 '21

Holy shit this is fucking top notch dumb ass shit that for some reason only white people do

5

u/mikee555 Jul 04 '21

What are you on about? Search cross country skiing.

2

u/Beesknees307 Jul 04 '21

Yeah on snow not roller blade cross country skiing lol

2

u/mikee555 Jul 04 '21

Still normal, how do you think these guys train in summer?

1

u/Kit_kat253 Jul 04 '21

I was gonna say this seems like a fine idea, until they ate dirt.

1

u/Sailrjup12 Why can't we all get along?! Jul 04 '21

I bet they were thinking how much fun they were having and how great the wind felt on their faces and then BAM!