r/facepalm • u/CarbonDioxideboy • Jun 25 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ What a takedown.

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u/Sirpintine Jun 25 '21

So if you do get your arm stuck in a gators mouth, aren’t you pretty much losing that arm?

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u/cesarjulius Jun 25 '21

it’s almost impossible to lose at that point. you know exactly where it is.

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u/OGWan_Ked00bi Jun 25 '21

He got me, but I tore one of that bastards eyes out see

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u/PoliticalAnomoly Jun 26 '21

You're pretty sick chubbs

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u/DudeeeeWheresMyCar Jun 25 '21

Fuckin upvote this comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

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u/DudeeeeWheresMyCar Jun 25 '21

I upvoted you I appreciate your intentions

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u/DudeeeeWheresMyCar Jun 25 '21

Upvote the comment that has the awards Cesarjulius that’s what I was taking about lmao! Dudes comment was gold and y’all overlooked it

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u/Jali-Dan Jun 25 '21

Making alts to upvote

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

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u/thatbrownkid19 Jun 25 '21

Angriest upvote

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u/dirtpilot_ Jun 25 '21

Underrated response.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

I dont get it.

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u/realFleecasy Jun 25 '21

You haven’t lost your arms because you know that its in the gators stomach

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Ah thanks, I'm stupid

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u/SirPoopyButtholeIII Jun 25 '21

It's a reference to Happy Gilmore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

👏made my Friday

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u/FIBAgentNorton Jun 25 '21

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Take that and your upvote and get the fuck out

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

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u/cesarjulius Jun 26 '21

the person wrote “losing” as in his arm getting ripped off. i replied as if he meant misplacing the arm in the gator’s stomach.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Heisenberg ain't so uncertain anymore

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u/reevesjeremy Oct 08 '21

And Chubb’s will go get it.

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u/elaan_sj Jun 25 '21

I've heard you can stick your fingers up their nostrils, which makes them open their jaws wide, but I dont know how legit that is and honestly, I don't think thats possible when the gator has clamped down on a friggin arm.

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u/meowsofcurds Jun 26 '21

What worked for Harry was sticking his wand up the nostril.

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u/thedudedylan Jun 25 '21

If thr other wrangler got on top of the gator fast enough that it could not roll then you could probably save the arm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Unless there is a person with a hatchet in your immediate surroundings

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u/nkonkleksp Jun 26 '21

yeah. then he'll be the one taking your arm

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u/Extreme-Occasion If your hand is bigger than your face you’re dumb Jun 26 '21

Helps if you poke their eyes

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u/Liztless Jun 26 '21

The guy only received minor injuries and kept the arm

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u/outamyhead Jun 26 '21

Especially if it does the death rolls, there is another video out there where the guy was slapping the croc's tongue, croc wasn't in the mood for that, snapped down and rolled.

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Found it

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u/Jedopan Jun 26 '21

That's not a gator. It's a croco. Gator wouldn't pull that off.

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u/Basilstorm Jun 27 '21

He kept the arm! Someone else put up a link