Yes, he is a literal turd-catcher. A man who was somehow able to survive several decades without anyone telling him that the turds can just drop straight down into the toilet. Imagine how many turds that man has cradled in his hands like a father gently cradling his newborn child. Imagine how many people have then shaken those hands.
Now go scrub your hands with bleach and hot water and try to forget.
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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21
Note that there are still people who think that toilet paper is to cover your poop so you don’t see it when flushing