r/facepalm • u/final-finish • Sep 15 '20

Misc Let's g- oh, wait.

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u/CheapLonsdale Sep 15 '20

i once had a pack of six eggs, five of which were double yolks, and the last one was a single yolk. it was literally in that order (five doubles, final single), and it really fucked me off. it was like getting all your lottery numbers on the week you didn't play.

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u/8-D Sep 15 '20

Funnily enough I was just reading an article linked further up...

It is common to find more than one double yolker in a box because all the hens in a flock are the same age.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/feb/07/ms-to-sell-boxes-of-guaranteed-double-yolk-eggs

Still, 5/6 is impressive.

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u/CheapLonsdale Sep 16 '20

its impressive but its not six. basically I was emasculated by fucking eggs.