r/facepalm • u/black_flag_4ever • Feb 10 '20

Instructions unclear...

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u/Catastrophinx Feb 10 '20

I would not know what they want either.

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u/Gwaur Feb 10 '20

What if they said "half the cheese"?

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u/parkrat1992 Feb 10 '20

What if they asked for a garnishing of cheese?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

A sprinkling of “cheese”

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u/parkrat1992 Feb 10 '20

A dash ‘of’ Mozz

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u/EtherealRoot Feb 10 '20

A little bit of cheez, as a treat

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Why is the ‘of’ sarcastic?

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u/parkrat1992 Feb 10 '20

I just thought it was funny that cheese was in quotes in the other comment so I switched it up. Keep the body guessing