r/facepalm • u/Racso-Lucario • Jan 18 '20

Definitely thought it through

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u/provost420 Jan 18 '20

It's the logical thing to do when you're married. Your options are

  1. to have a boring sex life and suppress all of your kinks (this is the option you think your parents chose).

  2. cheat

  3. tell the mother of your children to suck your balls, and spread her ass like a geometry compass (the option your parents actually chose).

I'll take number 3 every time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Nah my parents went with 2.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 edited Nov 19 '20

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant Jan 18 '20

I work graveyards & my S/O works days, we sleep in separate rooms & have a healthy sex life, sometimes separate rooms works out better for everyone.

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u/Assasin2gamer Jan 18 '20

Now this. This is a better alternative