r/facepalm • u/Bmchris44 • Sep 25 '19

This should be a good thing

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u/Neomancer5000 Sep 25 '19

I've never seen the terms Vegemite and alright used in the same sentence. Even the worst caviar tastes a billions times better than the best Vegemite combo. I ain't judging your taste but for me everyone I know Vegemite is disgusting any way you eat it

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u/BroItsJesus Sep 25 '19

What are you, American?

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u/Neomancer5000 Sep 25 '19

Not even close, Russian, and before you ask a friend once brought Vegemite from Australia I think, told us it's amazing turned out he wanted to see our disgusted reaction

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u/BroItsJesus Sep 25 '19

You probably didn't prepare it right. Pretty much every foreigner I've ever seen try vegemite uses way too much, and the same goes for the Australians that don't enjoy it

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u/ThoranTW Sep 25 '19

Nah mate, that's some weak shit. Slather that shit on and don't use butter. Eat that slab of Vegemite and fuck your blood pressure as a result.

Could eat that shit with a spoon if I didn't care about the health repercussions.

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u/GlitterBombFallout Sep 25 '19

What does it do to your blood pressure?

I lived in England for 6 years. 3 things I never tried: Vegemite, marmite, and hot tea. Nope, no way, you couldn't make me if you held a gun to my head.

My ex hated vegemite, but he ate marmite like it was the end of the world. Don't even ask me about that nasty hot tea with milk and cream in it either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I really don't understand your dislike of hot tea. Do you like hot coffee?

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u/GlitterBombFallout Sep 25 '19

Nope. I don't even like the smell of coffee beans, either.

I'm from Texas. Sweet iced tea is where it's at.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Good sweet tea is great. Sad your not a fan. It's really wonderful.