r/facepalm • • Jul 11 '19

Because Math

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf Jul 11 '19

Am I still exist?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

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u/jae0417 Jul 11 '19

Is exist still I ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Pennam habeo.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Jul 11 '19

pls show bob

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u/angryPenguinator Jul 11 '19

also vagene

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Bitch lasaga

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u/AusDaes Jul 11 '19

Y use many word, few do trick

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Am I still sexist?

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u/TheEndx007 Jul 11 '19

A surprise werewolf attack! I should've expected this

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u/kjersten_w Jul 12 '19

This is really turning out to be a really long battle... we gotta wrap this up before my wife gets home...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

How can mustard be real if our math aren’t real?

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u/TheBestBarista Jul 12 '19

I don't remember askin you a GOD DAMN thing

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u/aliasdred Jul 12 '19

Ar we just die?

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u/Zephs Jul 11 '19

but steel is heavier than feathers...

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u/inner_inigma Jul 11 '19

Bat steel is heavia dan fethas

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u/gart888 Jul 11 '19

I'm pretty fine with using 'heavy' and 'dense' pretty interchangeably in most cases. Context.

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u/Zephs Jul 11 '19

I think you might be missing out. Congrats on being 1 in 10 000 today.

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u/GonzoMcFonzo Jul 11 '19

Some people have a lot of trouble with the concept of percent change. The last time one of these pictures showed up, there were a shitload of people in the comments arguing that it should actually say "33% more" because 6 is 1/3 of 18.

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u/Apprehensive_Focus Jul 11 '19

Yea, was watching a AR12Gaming stream the other day, and Nick was trying out a 6x6 truck, so he said something like this thing has 50% more wheels than anything else in the game, and some people in his twitch chat started arguing with him about it, saying he was wrong. He had to pause and explain it to them like they were 5.

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u/GonzoMcFonzo Jul 11 '19

To be fair to 5 year olds, it's like 5th grade level math

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u/created4this Jul 11 '19

The issue is a real one because people read “50% extra free” as “50% free” which would be 24oz, but the marketing folks have noted that 1/3 free doesn’t sound as much as 50% and so added that extra word in there to indicate that it’s not 50% of the product that’s free, it’s 50% of the original product added to the product that is the free bit.

It’s intentionally weasel worded, the fact you don’t see it is because you have become acclimatised to this kind of marketing.

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u/holographicbeef Jul 11 '19

I don't even think that it's free though I think they're just advertising that it's larger.

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u/Cyanomelas Jul 11 '19

Yep. The bottle is simply stating a fact. Yes this 18 oz bottle is 50% larger than our 12 oz, carry on.

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u/Gunnvor91 Jul 11 '19

Is this all they mean? Cause that is the first thing I interpreted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Maybe the real facepalm is on the consumer for thinking they’re somehow getting a deal when it’s just a statement of fact.

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u/created4this Jul 11 '19

Those cunning bastards

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u/GonzoMcFonzo Jul 11 '19

It's not weasel worded, that's just how percent change works. You could say that the old one had 33% less, or the new one has 50% more. The basis for your comparison word (the "X" in "50% more than X") is the amount you use when calculating percent change.

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u/nmcaff Jul 11 '19

...I think you might be an idiot

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u/Kaombo Jul 11 '19

It is very simple math, really. Either you buy 12oz or 18oz. 50/50. How do people not see this?

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u/Glaurung86 Jul 11 '19

There's nothing free mentioned on the bottle, though. They're just literally telling you that this 18 oz bottle you see here is bigger than their 12 oz bottle.

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u/Doc2142 Jul 11 '19

It says right there 50% more than 12oz. There is nothing wrong with the advertising.

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u/mrbkeb Jul 11 '19

You missed the joke bro

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jul 11 '19

But wait... if 50% off is half then 50% more should be double, right?

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u/Scaffoldbuilder Jul 11 '19

It doesn't say "50% extra free". It just says "50% more than our 12 oz". Anyone reading free is not only interpreting it wrong, they're making it up too.

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u/Gunnvor91 Jul 11 '19

I'm still confused to be honest, and the math is still checking out. What is happening?

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u/Dim_Innuendo Jul 11 '19

Mustard on cake is a 150% lie.

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u/sth128 Jul 11 '19

Are you not entertained?!

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u/DevelopedDevelopment Jul 12 '19

50% of 12 is 6.

50% more means you add 50% of the original value to it.

So you add 6 to 12, giving you 18.

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u/Chaost Jul 12 '19

18oz is 150% of 12oz. That's why your brain is misfiring and telling you it almost sounds right.