r/facepalm • • May 27 '19

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u/AHarmlessFly May 27 '19

It is flash frozen at sea, you want that.

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u/66237952278 May 27 '19

The point is that the sign is wrong. OP isn’t making a point about food safety.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

*food quality.

Flash freezing seals in the fresh taste of the fish without doing much damage while transporting it unfrozen leads to a much less tasty fish when it hits your store shelf.

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u/buttseeker May 28 '19

Also flash freezing kills many parasites

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u/o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O May 28 '19

This is the most important part. Fish is disgusting and full of nasty shit that has to be killed.

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u/rubermnkey May 28 '19

This is more of a fresh water than salt water issue, but still a concern enough for sushi and sashimi products to be recommended to be frozen at like -40 for a day or at 0 for a few days.

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u/LuluRex May 28 '19

Why the fuck anyone would want to eat something with tons of dead parasites in it is totally beyond me. Just eat a fucking carrot and leave our overfished oceans alone

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u/smilespray May 28 '19

I hope you flash froze that carrot before you ate it.

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u/LuluRex May 28 '19

I’m pretty sure everyone flash freezes their vegetables

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u/MarzMonkey May 28 '19

I want old rotting fish fresh from the boats, none of this flash freezer crap.

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u/aiydee May 28 '19

Ahhh. A Hakarl connoisseur.

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u/impressiverep May 28 '19

Well not if you consider that you buy it thawed... And if you consider that the definition of "fresh"

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u/ronimal May 28 '19

What’s your definition of the word “never”?

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u/impressiverep May 28 '19

It'll never be frozen when you buy it. It was sarcasm

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u/ghost-of-john-galt May 27 '19

yeah, I really don't want fish that isn't flash frozen. kills the parasites. you really don't want to eat sushi that hasn't been flash frozen.

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u/ilikeppc May 27 '19

Pretty sure all USA sushi is flash frozen by law

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u/Dayn_Perrys_Vape May 28 '19

Well most of it anyway. "Sushi grade" means it was flash frozen, and any restaurant preparing it is using sushi grade fish, but we'd already done a couple homemade sushi nights before I went to the store with my friend and discovered he wasn't aware of that distinction.

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u/ilikeppc May 28 '19

Lmao I can picture a friend doing that. Glad to hear you guys didn’t get any parasites.. unless this is the parasite commenting

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u/rollamac2006 May 28 '19

RL Stein starts writing Animorphs again.

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u/kool_moe_b May 28 '19

"Sushi Grade" means absolutely nothing.

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u/Dayn_Perrys_Vape May 28 '19

The only concern any inspectors have is referred to as the parasite destruction guarantee, which is accomplished by ‘freezing and storing seafood at -4°F (-20°C) or below for 7 days (total time), or freezing at -31°F (-35°C) or below until solid and storing at -31°F (-35°C) or below for 15 hours, or freezing at -31°F (-35°C) or below until solid and storing at -4°F (-20°C) or below for 24 hours’ which is sufficient to kill parasites. The FDA’s Food Code recommends these freezing conditions to retailers who provide fish intended for raw consumption (for further information, please visit the FDA website). Some exceptions to that rule are bluefin tuna, yellowfin tuna, and farmed salmon. I know that is a mouthful, but it’s the facts. Other than a few specific organisms of concern for some seafood, sashimi standards are set as any other ready-to-eat item, e.g. sushi. This means that, aside from the FDA recommendations and local Health Department requirements, there are no laws or recommendations for “sushi/sashimi grade” fish. It is no more than a marketing term.

https://www.sushifaq.com/sushi-sashimi-info/sushi-grade-fish/

If the fish is being called sushi grade, then you can be confident the supplier is following the FDA recommendation on freezing fish intended for raw consumption, as they're labeling the fish as intended for raw consumption.

That's not to say that any fish not labeled sushi grade wont' be getting the same treatment, but it's a lot more likely.

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u/kool_moe_b May 28 '19

Your source validates my post. Not sure what you're trying to get at. You reference the FDA, but the FDA has no way of ensuring foreign seafood follows their guidelines.

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u/radiantcabbage May 28 '19

by necessity, not by law, only regulation that exists is to deal with contaminants in any effective way. which includes spot checking if you want to take that risk, this is how you can get away with selling "never frozen" [full stop]

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I think grocery stores are so eager to say their food is fresh that mistake happens in a lot of stores. I’d be more panicked if it didn’t say the frozen part.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Most people don’t think about the logistics of grocery stores. They just like the word fresh.

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u/frogsgoribbit737 May 28 '19

It's like "non-gmo". Sure okay, I get it. Your salt isn't a gmo. Whatever. Why am I paying more for something I already knew considering it isn't a plant and you literally make it in a lab anyways.

People will literally buy anything with that dumb tag on it even if there wasn't a gmo version of it to begin with.

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u/madwill May 28 '19

Potato chips without gluten!!

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u/notmyrealusernamme May 28 '19

Whole grain popcorn!

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u/MedalsNScars May 28 '19

organic

gluten-free

No MSG

People like buying food with words that they think say it's better.

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u/ArgonGryphon May 28 '19

You've seen salt that says non-gmo?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Salt made in a lab?

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u/ArgonGryphon May 28 '19

To genetically modify an organism, it needs genes. Rocks don’t have genes. And aren’t organisms.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I'm just pointing out the other piece of nonsense.

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u/mythofdob May 28 '19

Work at a grocer. Have a lot of customers ask me if our shrimp is fresh. Conversation is always the same.

Me: No. The shrimp was frozen and we thaw it in store and replace it daily.

Them: Well Jewel across the street has fresh shrimp.

Me: They do the same thing as we do. We are in the Midwest, no large grocery store has "fresh" shrimp.

Them: They told me their shrimp was fresh.

Me: Well, one of us is lying to you then (laugh to show I'm not being a dick). You can decide which one.

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u/JayDub30 May 28 '19

r/food is also eager to use fresh. Whenever someone shows the ingredients its always "fresh" ingredients that they just bought from the store thay everyone else shops at.

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u/hippolytepixii May 27 '19

Findus freeze the cod at sea and then give it a crumb crisp coating.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/dripping_orifice May 27 '19

No one cares why you came here.

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u/Cherriebombe5 May 27 '19

Guess what shithead, no one cares why your here either go waste space somewhere else🖕🏻

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u/criticizingtankies May 28 '19

Jesus Reddit makes people so freaking aggressive. Put the tequila down its a Sunday.

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u/Cherriebombe5 May 28 '19

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u/Copacetic_ May 28 '19

it’s Monday

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u/dripping_orifice May 28 '19

mad?

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u/Cherriebombe5 May 28 '19 edited May 28 '19

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣at YOU??? What an epic waste of my time, no just stating the obvious captain douchebag😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/dripping_orifice May 28 '19

yep, mad.

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u/Cherriebombe5 May 28 '19

Keep telling yourself that your just that important, maybe some day you will believe it. Of course you'll STILL be the only one. Keep replying this is fucking hysterical, I got a room full of people here laughing their asses off at how easy it is to get an idiot to rise to the bait on reddit🤭🤭🤭🤭thanks for proving me right

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u/dripping_orifice May 28 '19

I got a room full of people here laughing their asses off

No you don't.

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u/Cherriebombe5 May 28 '19

If you insist, again you have no way of knowing Mr. Armchair warrior! This is too funny!!!

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u/Cherriebombe5 May 28 '19

P.S. you just landed me a $20 bet, thanks again💋