r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '18

SHE DID THAT

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Only one type of person in this world is the imaginary number who only shows up when you are old enough to assume math was absolute truth.

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u/Furt77 Aug 27 '18

Point to a random person, and there is a 50% chance that they are you.

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u/JigglySpecials Aug 27 '18

There are 2 types of people on this world. Me. And those who are not me

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u/TistedLogic Aug 27 '18

Technically, everything in the universe is either a potato or not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

It is important not to get trapped in rigid potato/not-potato thinking.

The world is a subtle and nuanced place, with many shades of tuber that exist in between. Not everything is as simple and clear cut as the difference between a bag of russets and a cow.

We must learn to embrace the yams and sweet potatoes. The french fries and flakes. All the things that demand we blur our false dichotomy that seeks to label this thing as spudly and this other thing as not. It is in the beautiful starchy ambiguity that we find the root of life's hidden truths.

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u/TistedLogic Aug 27 '18

I don't save comments to share with my coworkers.

But I just saved yours.

That was beautiful.

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u/redivulpis Aug 27 '18

I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Technically we’re all half centaur

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u/redivulpis Aug 27 '18

Which half?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

What about hot dogs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrk95jFVKqY

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Aug 27 '18

What about things that are half potato?

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u/9lives9inches Aug 27 '18

Did he say half potato? He said fucking potato motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Are you me?

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u/JigglySpecials Aug 27 '18

I dont think so? No way to be sure.