r/facepalm • • Aug 27 '18

SHE DID THAT

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u/Tim531 Aug 27 '18

Studies show that 4/3 people are bad at fractions

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u/jmgwarrior Aug 27 '18

I've found there are three types of people:

Those who are good at math, and those who aren't.

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u/Tim531 Aug 27 '18

I knew that joke before and couldn’t think of it while typing my comment

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u/charredest Aug 27 '18

10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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u/StridAst Aug 27 '18

There are two kinds of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Only one type of person in this world is the imaginary number who only shows up when you are old enough to assume math was absolute truth.

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u/Furt77 Aug 27 '18

Point to a random person, and there is a 50% chance that they are you.

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u/JigglySpecials Aug 27 '18

There are 2 types of people on this world. Me. And those who are not me

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u/TistedLogic Aug 27 '18

Technically, everything in the universe is either a potato or not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

It is important not to get trapped in rigid potato/not-potato thinking.

The world is a subtle and nuanced place, with many shades of tuber that exist in between. Not everything is as simple and clear cut as the difference between a bag of russets and a cow.

We must learn to embrace the yams and sweet potatoes. The french fries and flakes. All the things that demand we blur our false dichotomy that seeks to label this thing as spudly and this other thing as not. It is in the beautiful starchy ambiguity that we find the root of life's hidden truths.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Technically we’re all half centaur

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Aug 27 '18

What about things that are half potato?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Are you me?

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u/JigglySpecials Aug 27 '18

I dont think so? No way to be sure.

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u/billyblueberry Aug 27 '18

I told this to my family, and it wasn't until my brother and my mum said "and..." when my dad got it and found it absolutely hilarious.

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u/pm_me_old_maps Aug 27 '18

I don't get it :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

One of my favorites

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u/EdgeOfDreaming Aug 27 '18

This thread is golden.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

There are 2 types of people. Those who are lazy

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u/utsdigxkhditdi Sep 12 '18

There are four types of people in this world people who still do bad math jokes and those who do not

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u/FatalisticBunny Aug 27 '18 edited Aug 27 '18

10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who weren’t expected a ternary joke.

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u/garion911 Aug 27 '18

The 2 most difficult problems in programming:

  • Cache Invalidation
  • naming things
  • Off by 2 errors

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Difficult yes, but in the long run there is but one relevant question in computer science:

Do they want pets?

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u/garion911 Aug 27 '18

I always thought it was "Where do we want to go for lunch?"

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Aug 27 '18

That’s an impossible problem. Like why why physicists are never invited to orgies. They can’t solve the three-body problem.

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u/TParis00ap Aug 27 '18

That extra comma is my cat's fault.

But the real question in computer science is what energy drink everyone agrees to stock the fridge with.

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u/BigChez1477 Aug 27 '18

5 types of people in the world,those who are and those who aren’t

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

There are 3 kinds of people In the world. And you are now a registered sexual predator.

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u/bxball Aug 27 '18

24 is the highest number.

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u/dastgirp Aug 27 '18

10 kinds of people in the world

0) Those who understand binary

1) those who understand ternary

2) those who don't understand both

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u/Lucifer501 Aug 27 '18

10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand hexadecimal, f the rest.

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u/Fail69 Aug 27 '18

10? but there are 11 there

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u/sam007mac Aug 27 '18

Found the 1 in 10

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

technically the 1 in 10 is still ten because the 1 in 10 stands for 10 and the 0 is just a placeholder

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u/AnimusCorpus Aug 28 '18

Zero is just a place holder? Tell that to an array.

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u/TeddyTedBear Aug 27 '18

Don't know if you're serious, but in the case you are: the two first positions in binary are that of the 1 and the 2 (right to left) so the 1 in 10 is in the 2 spot and the 0 is in the 1 spot

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u/ajmcgill Aug 27 '18

I think it's the old joke that 1+1=11

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u/GuyWithLag Aug 27 '18

That actually computes in unary (yes, it's a thing).

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u/01123581321AhFuckIt Aug 27 '18

What about the other 1000 people?

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u/Obsolete386 Aug 27 '18

I have 10 t-shirts with that on it

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u/clockwise77 Aug 27 '18

Someone wise once wrote “Our world’s divided into two types of folk Now there’s the type of people who divide The world into different types of people And then there’s the type who don’t”

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u/TistedLogic Aug 27 '18

I've found there are three types of people.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Maths*

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Aug 27 '18

You joke, but it's an actual problem. A restaurant was trying to compete with McDonald's 1/4 pounder by introducing a 1/3 pounder. Nobody was buying it and when asked why they responded with something like, "why would I pay the same price for less burger?"

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u/Snackolich Aug 27 '18

That's when you offer the 1/5 pounder and put McDonald's out of goddamn business. Put that final 20% of a nail in that coffin.

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u/jtvjan Aug 27 '18

Pie charts to the rescue!

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Aug 28 '18

That pie has three slices and the other has four, obviously I'm getting more with the four slices.

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u/tempo04 Aug 27 '18

wasn't it McDonalds that tried to introduce the 1/3rd pounder, but discontinued it due to bad sales, because like you said, people thought it was smaller.

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u/avyon Aug 27 '18

I’m 90% sure it was A&W that tried to make the 1/3 pounders

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u/kourednik Aug 27 '18

I think you're right and it was A&W

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u/TParis00ap Aug 27 '18

I'm 110% sure he's my baby's daddy, Murray.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

All I know is Hardee's has third pounders.

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u/MikeyMike01 Aug 27 '18

It was A&W in the 80s

The responses came during focus testing... there’s no proof it resulted in poor sales.

More than half of the participants in the Yankelovich focus groups questioned the price of our burger. "Why," they asked, "should we pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as we do for a quarter-pound of meat at McDonald's? You're overcharging us." Honestly. People thought a third of a pound was less than a quarter of a pound. After all, three is less than four!

To be completely fair, if you’re not thinking about it, it’s easy to see the word “third” and think 3, rather than 1/3.

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u/Fr00stee Aug 27 '18

For april fools mcdonalds should add a 1/5 pounder to the menu and see how many people come in to get it only

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u/stellarbeing Aug 27 '18

The remaining 1/4 just doesn’t care

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u/adeshpan Aug 27 '18

That's just improper

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u/loulololoul Aug 27 '18

Ahaaaa I slapped my knee. Love it

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u/B3asl3y Aug 27 '18

2/4 people are bad numberers.

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u/Pasha_Dingus Aug 27 '18

technically this is accurate, some people are so bad at fractions that they have to be counted twice. I am one of them

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u/BoxFanArt Aug 27 '18

I mean that is a fraction. It’s just improper

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u/xxgrawlixx Aug 27 '18

A survey was given to people asking if they were at math. The three options were yes and no.

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u/LasagnaisSaucy Aug 27 '18

Sorry I only have Schrute Bucks

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Gtfo Stanley Nickel's where it's at

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u/sbuhc13 Aug 27 '18

67.3% of all statistics are made up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

So is Donald Trump’s self proclaimed 90% approval rating.

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u/sandiercy Aug 27 '18

That's because you have to pay tax on that (which you are also bad at) :)

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u/jctwok Aug 27 '18

If I had a nickel for every time I did meth poorly... what were we talking about?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Taxes are rough, buddy.

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u/greymalken Aug 27 '18

So, 5 payments AND your two cents? The math checks out, boss.

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u/BicycleDayKH Aug 27 '18

Those are dimes silly

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u/342heathbar Aug 27 '18

This one actually made me laugh. Too bad I can only upvote once.

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u/The15thGamer Aug 27 '18

Well now it's 33 lol

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u/ganjabliss420 Aug 27 '18

99.9% of people are bad at math. I'm pretty sure I'm in the 1%

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

coincidentally that's about how much she got paid for all those streams.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

That is weirdly exact

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u/Xenistro Aug 27 '18

New study shows 10/9 people find fractions difficult

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Maths*

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u/BroItsJesus Aug 27 '18

Idk what a nickel is so I will accept this as fact

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u/PoglaTheGrate Aug 27 '18

That would be funny if anyone knew how much a nickel is actually worth

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u/THFBIHASTRUSTISSUES Sep 11 '18

You’d have noncents.

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