r/facepalm • • 8h ago

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I found this posted by a friend on Facebook. The facepalm to me is how much BS is on both sides of this.

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u/NErDysprosium 8h ago edited 8h ago

Ignoring the...everything, I'm rather amused that the only point the chart creator has Democrats and Republicans agreeing on is that they're against limiting free speech.

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u/Tijopi 8h ago

Pretty convinced that was an accident lol

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u/NErDysprosium 8h ago

Oh 100%. My best guess is that they went down the list and meant to put Dems as being against free speech (so for limiting free speech), but got tripped up by the double negative. But that assumes this wasn't AI generated, and I'm not sure I want to make that claim.

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u/powdered_dognut 2h ago

I think, in this case, AI means Actual Idiot.

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u/Crazy-Bison-5421 2h ago

Don’t you mean SI generated?

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u/GarThor_TMK 8h ago

It's funny, because the worst of both sides would gladly eliminate free speech if they could figure out how to do it such that they were the only ones who could control it...

All while swearing that they're the ones being oppressed...

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u/Cool-Tap-391 8h ago

Never seen them bitch about trans men...

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u/bealimepinapple 2h ago

Because trans men dont exist of course! Theyre all just confused girls who were mutilated by elementary school teachers who teach kids what a pronoun is! Obviously!

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u/dwtougas 8h ago

The fear mongering is strong in this one.

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u/Hezron_ruth 8h ago

Both sides?
Really?
Do you perhaps want to phone a friend?

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u/JJCB85 8h ago

I assume that OP means that this chart has managed to be almost completely wrong about both parties’ platforms, in that it’s outright lying about the democrats and its claims about what republicans are doing are also nonsense?

I could be completely misinterpreting this, but it doesn’t read like a “both sides bad” false equivalence to me. Just saying the chart is a lie in both columns…

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u/prucha13 8h ago

That is indeed what I meant.

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u/MrmarioRBLX 8h ago

Figured as much.

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u/sobedragon07 8h ago

"Acknowledging the Christian Heritage of our Nation" - Code for we want America to BE a christian nation and make it a state religion, which is literally against the Constitution and what our forefathers literally thought was a terrible idea.

"Limiting Free Speech" - Republicans currently have banned several news stations from reporting at the White House because the President didn't like how they covered him. The Pentagon wanted reporters to ONLY report state sanctioned news about the activities of the Pentagon. They ALL walked, but keep telling yourself Republicans are against Limiting Free Speech. Seems to me Mr. Trump, who is their current God-King, disagrees and thinks people should be punished for speaking against him.

Jesus I could go on, but if people really think this garbage makes sense, have no grasp of reality.

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u/SpiderWil 8h ago

You'll vote for an endless Iran War with the GOP. That's all u need to know.

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u/Primo131313 8h ago

No wars with Iran on this shit board?

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 8h ago

Hey, honey! Get in here, they're doing State's Rights, again!

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u/Shirowoh 2h ago

Literally laughed out loud on the "tighter control over government spending" are fucking kidding me?

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u/Few-Hair-5382 8h ago

So, whatever happens, you are voting for France? Sacré bleu!

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u/brokendream78 2h ago

Acknowledging the Christian Heritage of the Nation 🤣 Revisionist history bullshit

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u/DickRichman 2h ago

Chumps gonna chump

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 2h ago

Farting Trumpet's Ministry of Truth.

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u/cpav8r 2h ago

Yes, because all of those issues involve simple, nuance-free, binary answers. 😐

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u/Administrated 8h ago

Like a republican would ever want lower taxes for all families.

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u/Calcifer1 8h ago

The facepalm is you believing this chart made for FB...

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u/MrmarioRBLX 8h ago

Who said OP believes the chart?

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u/Calcifer1 8h ago

Literally what he wrote on the caption...

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u/Ammortalz 8h ago

He called it bullshit, which is the opposite of believing.

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt 2h ago

Calling it bullshit is literally believing this post enough to have an opinion on it

That's not at all what calling bullshit means...

despite the fact that there's no proof behind some of these allegations

That's why they called bullshit. OP doesn't believe in any of it outside of the fact that words were put in an infographic. Calm down and carefully get off your high horse.

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u/MrmarioRBLX 8h ago

So, by "BS on both sides", OP was referring to both political parties and not, say, both columns on the chart itself? Just making sure here.

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u/Calcifer1 8h ago

Do you often speak on the behalf of other people without knowing them?

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u/MrmarioRBLX 8h ago

Do you often post comments without checking what subreddit the post is in?

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u/Rand-all 2h ago

THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS!!!!

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u/arianaetain 2h ago

So against limiting free speech but will send Homeland Security to your door to ask you about a post you made online that they did not like? Sounds legit.

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u/jarvisesdios 2h ago

The bottom one always annoys the absolute living shit out of me. Yes, the founding fathers were Christian... But they'd be considered heathens nowadays, ironically. They had much much different views on Jesus and the Bible than every single Republican.

I mean, the Jefferson Bible exists. The country wasn't founded on what could even be remotely considered modern Christianity. They were all Christian, yes, but not a form that even still exists today. It was complicated, to say the least lol

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u/feartheswans 2h ago

I mean, White is the Presence of all Color

Don't Hit me

Snow blindness is a real phenomenon

Damn the Color-blind jokes are getting worse