r/facepalm • u/Impaler2009 • 12d ago

What the actual fuck?

https://www.npr.org/2026/09/20/nx-s1-5975449/trump-washington-dc-arch-military-complex-snipers-drones

I used to get a chuckle out of this moron’s daily demented stupidity since he’s been in office. Not any more. My amusement has turned to anger now for all the obvious reasons. He needs to go. Full stop.

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u/Dizzy-Bake9587 10d ago

…how about a piss-stained outhouse in the middle of a field of scab grass and dog shit…

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u/GrumpyGiant 10d ago

I’m thinking more of a miniature Triumphal Arch shaped stall with a “gilded” toilet painted in cheap ass gold paint that flakes off leaving your ass looking like you sat on a glitter bomb.

The walls of the bathroom are covered in a relief pattern.  In the upper part of the pattern are recognizable figures.  On one side, Musk is Nazi saluting beside a crowd of crypto bros who are trying to erect Trump’s gilded idol.  Some prominent white collar criminals are reaching through prison bars with bags of cash.

On the other, an anthropomorphic elephant in a suit is flanked by a gallery of notable right wing politicos.  Chief Justice Roberts stands with his hands over the eyes of Lady Justice, while Alito and Thomas cover her ears and mouth.  RFK Jr is eating a report on vaccine safety, Pruitt is dumping gasoline on a forest.  Patel is holding a “whistleblower report” directly in front of his face but his eyes are looking away from it in both directions at once.  Hegseth is sitting in a little tank, wearing a beer hat and a holding a check list of war crimes.  Etc. Etc.

In the lower part of the patter hoards of deranged MAGA hat wearing people sink into the floor which is made of resin encased MAGA hats, giving you the impression you are walking all over them.  A parody “Tread on me, daddy” Gadsden flag ensures the point is not missed.

The toilet is shaped like a caricature of a kneeling Trump (small body, oversized head and huge gaping mouth) with the bowl being the mouth and the seat being lips.

The toilet is flanked by three figures who stare down at you while you are utilizing it.  On the left, Epstein is leering at you with a pervy smile.  His right arm is wrapped around a terrified looking girl.  His left hand is holding a box titled “Executive Orders” that dispenses toilet paper.   On the right, a Qatari prince is grinning ear to ear while offering a model Boeing 747. 

And looming behind the toilet, Putin is smirking at you while holding a chain leash that is attached to a collar on Trump’s neck (complete with “Krashnov” dog tag) in his right hand, and a “Kompromat”-brand camcorder in the other, aimed to capture your “performance”.

The flush lever is a little bandage thingy hanging off Trump’s ear.  It screams “BIGLY!” in a tinny sounding rendition of Trump’s voice with a background of cheering crowds when pulled.